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Galvanize

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BR themepark!

Come to the BR themepark to relieve the memories of a better railway between 1948 and 1997...

Features include:
Ghost train-ride a 1st Generation DMU through a "haunted tunnel"

Roller coaster-Class 141 pacer running at 75mph over badly maintained jointed track*
*only ride on an empty stomach!

Whack-a-gripper-Similar to your Whack an alien game, except the aliens are famous desperate grippers who may of hossed or evicted you in the past!

Puke-a-hontis: Ride an APT at full tilt after drinking as much as you can! Souvenir sickbags

£10, which include a picture of your APT at full tilt with sick coming out the windows.


APTIS guru-Why not have a go at running a BR ticket office at a busy station, issuing your favorite rovers, rangers and railtourers.

Spotter's paradise-Depot full of locomotives for stoats and anoraks to froth over!


Shunterland-Drive around a marshalling yard shunting wagons around.

The basher's railway-20 mile standard guage railway with diesel and electric locomotives in authentic liveries with authentic liveried carriages. Steep gradients and tunnels providing plenty of hellfire! No 25mph limit here, so you'll get a few minutes of thrash! all locos included, including ones you thought were scrapped decades ago! Use the rovers you've bought at APTIS guru to travel on these trains. Sometimes there are farces, to simulate the real BR railway, you will get bowled, and there are desperate grippers!

Signal box-think you're capable of being a signalman? as long as you know how to move the heavy levers, you're hired for a couple of hours!
 
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