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I’ve been meaning to do this for a while but just haven’t got round to it.
Back in April I did a 7-day First Class ALR, starting on Sunday 3rd. I didn’t take down any train numbers and I can’t remember all my train times but here’s what I did.
DAY ONE: SUNDAY 3RD APRIL
So, I started off with excitement at Wakefield Westgate for the 08:18 VTEC service to King’s Cross. That excitement dwindled slightly when I arrived at the station to find lots of Barnsley fans travelling to Wembley to play Oxford in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy final. I’d never seen so many flat caps and the Yorkshire stereotype seemed to be well and truly alive. They were all good natured and well behaved, and although First Class was packed, it wasn’t rowdy. The customer hostesses kept us all topped with beverages and breakfast items, and the new red and grey leather interiors seemed quite nice.
At King’s Cross the Barnsley fans decided they would come into voice and sing songs that would be of no interest to anyone in London. I quickly departed for St Pancras across the road to board my very first Javelin train for the Kent coast. I took the 1112 to Broadstairs, looking forward to speeding across Kent. I was actually quite disappointed. The speed wasn’t as fast as I thought, and although off the mainline, we seemed to crawl between Ashford and Canterbury. I alighted at Broadstairs for an hour in one of my favourite seaside towns. The beach area was busy as the weather was remarkably nice. Unfortunately I didn’t get to enjoy it for long as I had to trundle back up the hill to the station, with my heavy rucksack.
I then took a train to Deal where a rail replacement bus was waiting for Folkestone West. I had a pleasant trip aboard a Stagecoach double decker through Walmer, Martin Mill, Dover Priory and Folkestone Central to Folkestone West. From there it was a quick dash to Ashford where I hoped to get the 1516 to Brighton. This was never going to happen given that I had a minute to change platforms in Ashford. I missed it by a cat’s whisker and spent the next 50 minutes in the Pumpkin Café.
My Class 171 train with its tiny but spacious First Class section was pleasant enough as we rode across the Romney Marshes, and through Hastings and Eastbourne. At Hastings a couple boarded and we got chatting as I had my very detailed UK road atlas out on the table (it features railways too, and in fact, just about everything). I explained what I was travelling the country for a week which interested them greatly, especially given my itinerary. Others around us started ear-wigging with interest too. At around 6pm we arrived into a very dark, thundery Brighton. The rain was lashing down and I had to walk the whole length of a 12-car Thameslink train to get to an emptier First Class than the first one. I’m not sure why I bothered as I was only going up to Gatwick.
The half an hour journey saw me chatting to a very attractive lady from Dublin who had been over to Brighton for some Irish Dancing competition with her young daughter. On arrival at Gatwick we said goodbye and we went our ways. As I was alighting people were pushing their way on, and the despatcher was blowing his whistle. The doors closed before this lady and her daughter got off. Bearing in mind they had a flight to catch, I went and reported this to a very uninterested despatcher who quite frankly couldn’t have cared less. I had a bit of time to kill at Gatwick so I had a quick look at South Terminal before taking what was I presume a 165 to Reading, leaving slightly late. This was around 19:15 from memory. The light was fading across the North Downs and darkness fell as we approached a wet Guildford.
At Reading I had a quick look at the newly refurbished station. I say “newly”, although I haven’t seen it since it was done up. I then boarded a GWR HST to take me to Paddington, where I presented my ticket at the buffet car and was given a rather full bag of “goodies”. I decided to save these, opting instead for a Big Mac at Paddington. After this I made use of the First Class Lounge and all it had to offer. Not as much as some guy though who must have thought the wine was water, given the amount he guzzled down. I thought I was bad!
Eventually a GWR Sleeper Host came in to advise that the train was ready to board if we wanted to. I stayed in the lounge a little bit longer before going to find my cabin. Being a “Sleeper virgin” I wasn’t sure what to do. Did I check in, do I wait in the berth, what do I do? I chose to wait in the berth, and a few minutes later a lady host came up and showed me the ropes. She was lovely! Middle aged lady with a northern accent if any of you know who I mean.
I was in bed ready for the train leaving and after the odd sensation of sleeping sideways on something moving, I must have dosed off. I was awoken in the early hours by the sudden urge to use the toilet. I quickly got half-dressed and tried to work out how to keep my berth door unlocked, failing miserably. I opted for putting a shoe in the door and quickly trotted off to the toilet. I realised the train wasn’t moving and a quick glance outside advised me that we were in Exeter St David’s station. I’ve never been to Exeter before, but now it reminds of having bad guts. Too much information I’m sure.
Right, that’s day one, but day two will take us from St Erth and St Ives in Cornwall, right up to Holyhead via Cardiff and the WAG train.
Back in April I did a 7-day First Class ALR, starting on Sunday 3rd. I didn’t take down any train numbers and I can’t remember all my train times but here’s what I did.
DAY ONE: SUNDAY 3RD APRIL
So, I started off with excitement at Wakefield Westgate for the 08:18 VTEC service to King’s Cross. That excitement dwindled slightly when I arrived at the station to find lots of Barnsley fans travelling to Wembley to play Oxford in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy final. I’d never seen so many flat caps and the Yorkshire stereotype seemed to be well and truly alive. They were all good natured and well behaved, and although First Class was packed, it wasn’t rowdy. The customer hostesses kept us all topped with beverages and breakfast items, and the new red and grey leather interiors seemed quite nice.
At King’s Cross the Barnsley fans decided they would come into voice and sing songs that would be of no interest to anyone in London. I quickly departed for St Pancras across the road to board my very first Javelin train for the Kent coast. I took the 1112 to Broadstairs, looking forward to speeding across Kent. I was actually quite disappointed. The speed wasn’t as fast as I thought, and although off the mainline, we seemed to crawl between Ashford and Canterbury. I alighted at Broadstairs for an hour in one of my favourite seaside towns. The beach area was busy as the weather was remarkably nice. Unfortunately I didn’t get to enjoy it for long as I had to trundle back up the hill to the station, with my heavy rucksack.
I then took a train to Deal where a rail replacement bus was waiting for Folkestone West. I had a pleasant trip aboard a Stagecoach double decker through Walmer, Martin Mill, Dover Priory and Folkestone Central to Folkestone West. From there it was a quick dash to Ashford where I hoped to get the 1516 to Brighton. This was never going to happen given that I had a minute to change platforms in Ashford. I missed it by a cat’s whisker and spent the next 50 minutes in the Pumpkin Café.
My Class 171 train with its tiny but spacious First Class section was pleasant enough as we rode across the Romney Marshes, and through Hastings and Eastbourne. At Hastings a couple boarded and we got chatting as I had my very detailed UK road atlas out on the table (it features railways too, and in fact, just about everything). I explained what I was travelling the country for a week which interested them greatly, especially given my itinerary. Others around us started ear-wigging with interest too. At around 6pm we arrived into a very dark, thundery Brighton. The rain was lashing down and I had to walk the whole length of a 12-car Thameslink train to get to an emptier First Class than the first one. I’m not sure why I bothered as I was only going up to Gatwick.
The half an hour journey saw me chatting to a very attractive lady from Dublin who had been over to Brighton for some Irish Dancing competition with her young daughter. On arrival at Gatwick we said goodbye and we went our ways. As I was alighting people were pushing their way on, and the despatcher was blowing his whistle. The doors closed before this lady and her daughter got off. Bearing in mind they had a flight to catch, I went and reported this to a very uninterested despatcher who quite frankly couldn’t have cared less. I had a bit of time to kill at Gatwick so I had a quick look at South Terminal before taking what was I presume a 165 to Reading, leaving slightly late. This was around 19:15 from memory. The light was fading across the North Downs and darkness fell as we approached a wet Guildford.
At Reading I had a quick look at the newly refurbished station. I say “newly”, although I haven’t seen it since it was done up. I then boarded a GWR HST to take me to Paddington, where I presented my ticket at the buffet car and was given a rather full bag of “goodies”. I decided to save these, opting instead for a Big Mac at Paddington. After this I made use of the First Class Lounge and all it had to offer. Not as much as some guy though who must have thought the wine was water, given the amount he guzzled down. I thought I was bad!
Eventually a GWR Sleeper Host came in to advise that the train was ready to board if we wanted to. I stayed in the lounge a little bit longer before going to find my cabin. Being a “Sleeper virgin” I wasn’t sure what to do. Did I check in, do I wait in the berth, what do I do? I chose to wait in the berth, and a few minutes later a lady host came up and showed me the ropes. She was lovely! Middle aged lady with a northern accent if any of you know who I mean.
I was in bed ready for the train leaving and after the odd sensation of sleeping sideways on something moving, I must have dosed off. I was awoken in the early hours by the sudden urge to use the toilet. I quickly got half-dressed and tried to work out how to keep my berth door unlocked, failing miserably. I opted for putting a shoe in the door and quickly trotted off to the toilet. I realised the train wasn’t moving and a quick glance outside advised me that we were in Exeter St David’s station. I’ve never been to Exeter before, but now it reminds of having bad guts. Too much information I’m sure.
Right, that’s day one, but day two will take us from St Erth and St Ives in Cornwall, right up to Holyhead via Cardiff and the WAG train.
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