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Comedic "things you would ban": minor things that irritate you

Calthrop

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This is why, in the days when it was easy to do so, I like a post-Christmas break abroad to somewhere like Belgium where they still have Christmas markets into the new year!

Or -- alternative suggestion -- a visit to one of the parts of eastern Europe where the Orthodox Church is the Christian "flavour of choice" -- those folks celebrate January 7th as Christmas Day !
 
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I'd ban excessively early Christmas adverts on television ( or indeed anywhere else ).

There was one on telly earlier this week that was waffling on about Christmas 2022 for goodness sake... :rolleyes:
That was a holiday savings club, it was the right time for them to advertise. They will keep quiet for the rest of the year.
 

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That was a holiday savings club, it was the right time for them to advertise. They will keep quiet for the rest of the year.
Was it? I sort of filtered it out and stopped paying attention as soon as Christmas 2022 appeared on the screen the first time...
 

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I agree with this. It always takes me a while to get into Christmas. It annoys me hearing anything about Christmas before December has even started.
Then about a week before the 25th I really start to enjoy the atmosphere. The Christmas music and films (well the select ones that I play), the events in town, the Christmas decorations etc. Then, as soon as the 25th is done - it all stops, no more Christmas music, Christmas events all stopped. It annoys me as I’d like to continue celebrating!
This is why, in the days when it was easy to do so, I like a post-Christmas break abroad to somewhere like Belgium where they still have Christmas markets into the new year!

Exactly how I feel pretty much. Sometimes I get a bit 'bah humbug' in November because I'm still grumpy about the end of the longer days of summer, but enjoy the Christmas atmosphere in mid-late December.
IMX continental countries do indeed keep the Christmas atmosphere going right up to new year and even to Jan 6th (which in many other countries is a more significant celebration than the UK in any case).
 

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I'd ban excessively early Christmas adverts on television ( or indeed anywhere else ).

There was one on telly earlier this week that was waffling on about Christmas 2022 for goodness sake... :rolleyes:
There's a bar in town here advertising it being only 350 days till Christmas 2022 ... not been in there, doubt I will <(
 

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"Customer service" departments which are anything but. <(

I have a number of books on order from a second hand retailer on Amazon, for a family member. They were ordered just after Christmas. According to Amazon's parcel tracking system, they were dispatched a few days later. The latest tracking update (New Year's Eve) is that the delivery has been delayed "due to external circumstances"; however, the location is given as a town a few miles from home. Given that the delivery firm (Hermes) doesn't have any distribution facilities at this location, it must be a local "drop off your parcel" type of place (which, according to Google maps, there are two of in the town) which also serves as the pick up location for the local delivery driver(s). My parcel has (apparently) spent over 10 days here, doing nothing.

Anyway, the easiest thing to do would be to just go and collect the parcel in person. However, that would involve speaking to Hermes, which is basically impossible (their online help system is absolutely useless for anything other than "where is my parcel?"). So I contacted the retailer through Amazon's system, explaining the situation. I received a reply, here is a direct copy:
As some deliveries can be held up due to unforeseen circumstances could you allow a little more time for your item to arrive?
Fair enough. I replied, in a polite manner, restating that it's been over 10 days, I know it's not your fault, can you just ask them what the problem etc. Guess what reply I got?

The exact same message, copied and pasted. What an absolute waste of effort! <(

(Incidentally, if anyone has any suggestions as to what I could do next, please let me know!)
 

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I have a number of books on order from a second hand retailer on Amazon, for a family member. They were ordered just after Christmas. According to Amazon's parcel tracking system, they were dispatched a few days later. The latest tracking update (New Year's Eve) is that the delivery has been delayed "due to external circumstances".

Incidentally, if anyone has any suggestions as to what I could do next, please let me know!
Claim for a full refund on the basis of non-delivery, and once you've got your money back, re-order from somewhere else?

Suppose it depends on how easily available the ordered book items are from elsewhere.
 

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Claim for a full refund on the basis of non-delivery, and once you've got your money back, re-order from somewhere else.
According to Amazon, if they aren't delivered tomorrow, I can claim a refund the following day.
Suppose it depends on how easily available the ordered items are from elsewhere.
I seem to remember that there were several alternative options available when we ordered them. Usually more expensive though!
 

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the physical shopping experience is still superior in getting what you want.
That's true for some things but not for books. If I go to a physical bookshop I can only choose from what is in stock. Ordering online I can pretty much get any book in the world that is in print at the moment, and then some - and I can even get it in digital form and have access to it instantly.

Reading the first few pages to see if you like it can be done online as well. There is no advantage to seeing the physical article, as copies of the same book are all, by their nature, pretty much identical!

That's not to downplay the experience of browsing a bookshop, which is lovely, and if I find something I like while browsing I don't mind buying it there-and-then (I'm not one of those people who goes to a bookshop and then orders the books they find from Amazon) but it's not worth it if I just want a specific book which I have in mind already.
 

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That's true for some things but not for books. If I go to a physical bookshop I can only choose from what is in stock. Ordering online I can pretty much get any book in the world that is in print at the moment, and then some - and I can even get it in digital form and have access to it instantly.

Reading the first few pages to see if you like it can be done online as well. There is no advantage to seeing the physical article, as copies of the same book are all, by their nature, pretty much identical!

That's not to downplay the experience of browsing a bookshop, which is lovely, and if I find something I like while browsing I don't mind buying it there-and-then (I'm not one of those people who goes to a bookshop and then orders the books they find from Amazon) but it's not worth it if I just want a specific book which I have in mind already.
You could, of course, order the book direct from the bookshop in the case of a new, in print book and, indeed, some old books. Then if it doesn't arrive at the bookshop that's their problem. Ordering costs nothing at the vast majority of shops, unless you want it posted.
 

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Having discovered that the formerly excellent Chinese takeaway a few miles away is now awful (and 15-20% more expensive!!), I would like to nominate:

  • Takeaways or restaurants continuing to use the exact same menus, websites and trading names when they change hands.
 

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I'm often opinion many takeaways are great when they open but many of them let their standards slip the longer they're there.
 

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Can we ban any media coverage of Prince Harry & Meghan, and their self pitying, entitled whining and moaning about how badly they have been treated by the UK and the media in general.

Their latest whineathon about it "..not being safe..." for them to come back to the UK, because the taxpayer won't pay for their security arrangements, is really tiresome. <( <(

On the other hand, if it means that Mr & Mrs Entitled won't be in the UK for the Platinum Jubilee, then every cloud has a silver lining. :D:D
 

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That last post shows how unattached I am to the news, I didn't know they weren't in the UK! More important things to do than be glued to the news, quite frankly, here!

As for the thread, I'd ban Avanti West Coast. Some terribly useless people on there, although I did appreciate the cheery lady in the shop on my northbound journey the other day. The train manager on the way back, who refused to do anything about the woman vaping at the opposite table, I'd have found him a P45 personally, he laughed it off as a non-issue when I approached him about it :rolleyes:
 

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The train manager on the way back, who refused to do anything about the woman vaping at the opposite table, I'd have found him a P45 personally, he laughed it off as a non-issue when I approached him about it :rolleyes:

Isn't it amazing how they won't do anything about vaping, and yet if you aren't wearing a face covering, they treat you like a plague ridden piece of **** that you have just trodden in.
 

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Isn't it amazing how they won't do anything about vaping, and yet if you aren't wearing a face covering, they treat you like a plague ridden piece of **** that you have just trodden in.
When did the post you're quoting ever say that this member of staff did that?

(If my understanding of vaping is correct, then the offending passenger must surely not have been wearing a face covering anyway)
 

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When did the post you're quoting ever say that this member of staff did that?

(If my understanding of vaping is correct, then the offending passenger must surely not have been wearing a face covering anyway)

I didn't say that the particular member of staff on this train did that, but I was referring to Avanti West Coast's general maskivist attitude, with announcements along the lines of "..please wear a face covering and respect other passengers..." and reports of train managers who hassle people who are quite legitimately eating and drinking, or who have a valid exemption.
 

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Their latest whineathon about it "..not being safe..." for them to come back to the UK, because the taxpayer won't pay for their security arrangements, is really tiresome. <( <(
Its the other way around. He wants to be able to pay for protection, by UK police.
 

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As for the thread, I'd ban Avanti West Coast. Some terribly useless people on there, although I did appreciate the cheery lady in the shop on my northbound journey the other day. The train manager on the way back, who refused to do anything about the woman vaping at the opposite table, I'd have found him a P45 personally, he laughed it off as a non-issue when I approached him about it :rolleyes:
Isn't it amazing how they won't do anything about vaping, and yet if you aren't wearing a face covering, they treat you like a plague ridden piece of **** that you have just trodden in.
I didn't say that the particular member of staff on this train did that, but I was referring to Avanti West Coast's general maskivist attitude, with announcements along the lines of "..please wear a face covering and respect other passengers..." and reports of train managers who hassle people who are quite legitimately eating and drinking, or who have a valid exemption.
Meanwhile, we've always had lovely service, whether it was Avanti or the previous operator Virgin. I think it's more complicated than either of you make out
 

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Virgin I never had an issue with, not since 2008 but that was the only time I had any significant complaints. My TM on the way back from Glasgow, yes he made announcements about masks but he didn't wear one himself. Whether or not he was exempt, I couldn't say as he had no visible item to say so (I thought this was required by those who are exempt), but this one's attitude was a case of 'yeah, right, I'll pretend to come down later' but he didn't come down to coach A until Crewe. By when she had stopped vaping but she was one of those people who didn't understand what earphones are for, let alone masks... :rolleyes:

I'd be here all day if I discussed how many times I was surrounded by covidiots this week! For the sanity of the forum, I won't!
 

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