(Light-hearted). Things you might expect to see at railway locations but don't

[61653 HTAFC]

Never seen many berries at Berrylands!

Nor at Berry Brow... though I have seen a lady of ample proportions there...

Is there an old witch who's also great at origami at Hag Fold?

 

[Gloster]

No candles at Wick, no games at Bowling, no military headwear at Busby and no articulated loco at Fairlie.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

No German zombies or grim-reapers at Todmorden...

 

[L401CJF]

Sometimes the situation at Hope (Derbyshire) seems pretty hopeless.

I also have seen any beer brewed specially for people called Edmund or Edward at Edale.

Nor any Bams trying to wade through the River Derwent at Bamford.

Nor any elderly Hathers at Hathersage.

Nor any Grindles waiting to paddle across the River Derwent further downstream at Grindleford.

Nowhere near as hopeless as it is at Hope North Wales, where there is absolutely no hope!

 

[Western 52]

No magical creature in a little house in Fairy Cottage (Manx Electric Railway)

 

[py_megapixel]

I went to Trafford Centre on the Manchester Metrolink once. I heard there were meant to be some shops there, but all I could find was a large building dedicated to some crude simulation of hell.

 

[mrcheek]

You wont even find average horses at Weston-super-Mare, let alone super ones! If you head to the beach you might find some donkeys though.

And I believe the bridge is only of standard height at Highbridge

No religious office holders at Parson Street. and nowhere to sleep at Bedminster

 

[Ashley Hill]

There are no angry celebrities in Starcross.

 

[DelW]

Birdwatchers probably won't find either species at Martins Heron.

 

[Ashley Hill]

It’s no good taking a bucket and spade to Sandplace!

 

[YorksLad12]

Halifax has email now, I believe. The forge in Kirkstall Forge is long gone. As for the fat blokes at Menston...

Messers Pleasance and Sinden never auditioned at Doncaster, that I'm aware of. Crosby never went to Bingley either.

I had a date in Selby once (sorry).

 

[BingMan]

The same applies to the mills in New Mills.

And the town at Newtown is late Victorian

 

[Galvanize]

No Well in Ladywell.

 

[Western 52]

No scarlet crockery in Reddish?

 

[Calthrop]

Manifestations of disgust are probably not very often to be observed at Tunbridge Wells.

 

[PGAT]

I went to Ford station, got very disappointed when they weren't selling cars.

 

[mrcheek]

I went to Ford station, got very disappointed when they weren't selling cars.

I was disappointed that there wasnt a little stream running over the tracks...

 

[Jonny]

The castle at Newcastle is one of the oldest buildings in the area (and it is more like a tower/keep).

 

[Fokx]

No angry gates at Cross Gates

But there is anti-cross gates between the tracks

 

[Western 52]

No Well in Ladywell.

Or in Taff's Well.

 

[ServerHoster]

There is no green-coloured financial establishment at Greenbank

 

[Western 52]

No vessel made from stone at Rock Ferry.

 

[ServerHoster]

There is no village at Wallasey Village

(According to Wikipedia, Wallasey is a town.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallasey

Wallasey (/ˈwɒləsi/) is a town within the Metropolitan Borough of Wirral, in Merseyside, England

 

[Dai Corner]

You can't get an alcoholic drink made from fermented honey, nor take part in religious ceremonies in a dedicated building at Bristol Temple Meads.

 

[Western 52]

No tall plants with intelligence in Braintree.

 

[py_megapixel]

I mentioned the fact that Shippea Hill isn't on a hill earlier, but I'm also not sure it has much in the way of ocean-based transport for small green vegetables.

 

[PGAT]

Also there are unfortunately no metals inside rocks at Ore station.

 

[Western 52]

No warm winter garments at Great Coates.

 

[Alc59]

Do vehicles stop at Carshalton ? In trees at Carshalton Beeches ? If I still lived there I could tell you but it's been over 30 years.

 

[4F89]

No drunk pigs in Wrexham