This bit can't be disputed (though guards still regularly make announcements about it, including on this very train).
However, it's the psychological motivation of the really quite prolonged schlep to the very front of the 260m long train past legions of empty seats and indeed virtually empty carriages to get to the one with a few people quietly minding their own business and royally trash their tranquility for no apparent reason apart from boorish solipsism. They've now inevitably started with the speakerphone tw*ttery. One day I will turn one of those to dust under my foot and to Hell with the consequences.
Twice in the last few years I've seen people come very close to a fist fight over it on GWR trains so I'm not the only one!
It's not the hill to die on tonight though as I'm saving my entire tolerance of humanity up for a journey from Leeds to Manchester after a job late tomorrow night
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"To summarise the summary of the summary, people are a problem" ©️ D Adams (again)