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edwin_m

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"North Korea's state television channel has censored a BBC gardening programme - by blurring out Alan Titchmarsh's trousers..."
This was apparently a hoax by Joe Lycett. Or at least so he claims, unless that's a hoax too. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/joe-lycett-fake-news-stories-revealed-130141277.html
Lycett, 35, revealed he has successfully planted fake news in The Daily Mail, The Sun newspaper, BBC news, Sky News, Metro, The Independent and LAD Bible.
...
He has already confirmed several stories which were reported by national news but were actually made up by him. Here are the confirmed #IsThisJoe? fake news stories so far:

Alan Titchmarsh's trousers​

 
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This internet thingy is great - everything at the click of a mouse, including divorce!

A couple were divorced by mistake after solicitors at a leading law firm made a computer error but a senior judge has said it cannot be overturned.

The couple, referred to as Mr and Mrs Williams by the high court, were married for 21 years until they separated in 2023.


Solicitors at the London firm Vardags, headed by Ayesha Vardag, the self-styled “diva of divorce”, used an online portal to mistakenly apply for a final order for the couple, who were still attempting to agree financial arrangements for their split.

Sir Andrew McFarlane, the president of the family division, explained lawyers had intended to apply for a divorce for another client “but inadvertently opened the electronic case file in ‘Williams v Williams’ and proceeded to apply for a final order in that case”.

He said solicitors at Vardags, who were representing the wife, used the online portal “without the instruction or authority of their client”. He said the online system operated with “its now customary speed” and granted the order divorcing the Williamses within 21 minutes.

The solicitors realised their mistake two days later and applied to the high court to rescind the final divorce order. They described the error as being simply that of someone at Vardags “clicking the wrong button” and argued that as the final order was applied for by mistake, it should be set aside.

But McFarlane rejected the application and said: “There is a strong public policy interest in respecting the certainty and finality that flows from a final divorce order and maintaining the status quo that it has established.”

He added that it was necessary to correct the impression that the online divorce portal would “deliver a final order of divorce where one was not wanted simply by ‘the click of a wrong button’”.

“Like many similar online processes, an operator may only get to the final screen where the final click of the mouse is made after travelling through a series of earlier screens,” he said.
 

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Talk about a trivial dismissal case:


An employee who had worked for Sainsbury's for almost 20 years has been sacked for taking some "bags for life" without paying for them.
Niamke Doffou worked at the Romford Sainsbury's store as a night shift assistant.
He did some personal shopping in the early morning after his night shift and clicked the "zero bags used" option on the till when he had in fact used multiple carrier bags.
At an employment tribunal Mr Doffou claimed that he was unfairly dismissed, but his appeal was unsuccessful.

At the end of his night shift in August 2022 Mr Doffou bought some food, bedding and pillows in advance of having friends coming to stay.
The value of the shopping was £30.
CCTV footage shows Mr Doffou making multiple trips to get carrier bags but his receipt shows that these bags were not paid for.
He said he was tired and was unaware that he had clicked the "no bags used" button on the till, unintentionally not paying for the carrier bags.
Disciplinary action was taken by Sainsbury's and Mr Doffou was sacked for the offence.
The case later went to an employment tribunal and a judge ruled that Sainsbury's were within their right to sack Mr Doffou finding that he had "acted dishonestly" and "committed theft".
The BBC approached Sainsbury's for comment, but the supermarket said it had nothing to add to the tribunal ruling.
 

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Boris Johnson' dog allegedly caused a flea infestation in Downing Street.


In her book, Ms Truss said the flat was "infested with fleas" and "the entire place had to be sprayed with flea killer".
Seeming to confirm her account, Mr Hunt said he had taken a more drastic, and expensive, approach.
"I actually live in the flat that Liz Truss lived in and Boris Johnson lived in before that," he said. "She was only there for less than 50 days.
"I had a little bit longer, when I knew I was going to be moving in there, and I replaced all the carpets at my own expense - vast expense because it had to be a security-cleared company that did it.
 

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Seriously, Britain - Just. Stop. This.

A 9-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull.
The EC Gull Screeching competition is held every year in an attempt to change the image of seagulls, which some people see as a nuisance.

He appeared on UK daytime television, too.

What next for his gull impression? Stealing pensioners' chips from the promenade? Pooping on cars? Smoking sea weed?
 

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Five horses bolted and ran loose in Central London this morning. All have been caught, with some injuries, appears to have been caused by noise from building works:

Five horses were running loose, Army confirms​

An Army spokesman has just told the BBC that five Household Cavalry horses were running loose in London earlier today.
All five horses have since been recovered. Two appear to be injured, but all of them are being assessed by a vet.
It's unclear at this stage how serious the injuries are.
 

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It looked rather like a Lloyds Bank advertisement (the bank which has more horses than high street branches)
 

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Hopefully the horses and humans make a speedy and full recovery, but I've been randomly thinking about how insurance may work for the damaged vehicles as a result...probably not every day an insurance company deals with 'yeah so a horse sort of galloped into my car'
 

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Hopefully the horses and humans make a speedy and full recovery, but I've been randomly thinking about how insurance may work for the damaged vehicles as a result...probably not every day an insurance company deals with 'yeah so a horse sort of galloped into my car'
Sadly that's not unusual in rural areas - indeed one of my cousins had a horse killed in a collision with a car after it had escaped its paddock. But the locations of today's incidents would certainly make them noteworthy.
 

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Seriously, Britain - Just. Stop. This.

A 9-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull.
The EC Gull Screeching competition is held every year in an attempt to change the image of seagulls, which some people see as a nuisance.


He appeared on UK daytime television, too.

What next for his gull impression? Stealing pensioners' chips from the promenade? Pooping on cars? Smoking sea weed?
Just watched this, fair enough, he was brill.
How do people know about a seagull screeching European championship?
 

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Hopefully the horses and humans make a speedy and full recovery, but I've been randomly thinking about how insurance may work for the damaged vehicles as a result...probably not every day an insurance company deals with 'yeah so a horse sort of galloped into my car'
It was odd, watching the BBC website ‘live coverage’, how they were attempting to drive the narrative, especially in the way they asked stupid leading questions about riderless horses, and why/how that could possibly happen.

It was as if no one at the BBC had ever heard of horses bolting when spooked and losing their riders.
 

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1330 on April 25, 8 weeks or so shy of the longest day.

Six Point Eight Degrees Centigrade. That's an average January day. So "In Other News" it's been announced that Global Warming has been cancelled. In Lancashire anyway.

Serves me darned right for buying an expensive air conditioner last week. Probably never plug it in, let alone use it.

6.8. Last year I took a photograph of my thermometer showing 33c outside 26c inside.
 

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I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not, so obligatory weather != climate and climate change does not imply everything is going to be warmer all the time, plus things have gotten warmer if you compare with say the 1970s, etc.
 

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I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not, so obligatory weather != climate and climate change does not imply everything is going to be warmer all the time, plus things have gotten warmer if you compare with say the 1970s, etc.

Partly! I follow sea temperatures and especially the Mediterranean, and I can see clearly temperatures are rising as I think they are of the Atlantic. That means the air above is warmer, holds more water so we get more violent storms. That's how I read into it anyway, and today's cold temperature is simply the current weather pattern.
I bet you within a month we'll be complaining about it being too hot.

Naturally!! But if it is I can relax that I haven't sent £300 down the drain for my aircon kit!! If...it...works....
 

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