A present... more adult humour

[Tom]

Damon dared me to post this .... so here goes....

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and
as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too
personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrum's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair
of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items
and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without
checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when you go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones
that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought
them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."

 

[Coxster]

Huh! This is a family forum don't you know And as for your last "adult humour" post, well...

 

[Tom]

It is?? Oh bugger.....

 

[Dennis]

ign5:

 

[Crompton Karl]

Al i can say is....... Class!

Pi$$ed myself laughing at that one.

Karl

 

[mbonwick]

ign5:

The internet needs more of this!