How do you spot?

[Mintona]

From time to time, I wear a clown's hat, massive shoes and lipstick. I then wear a bra on the outside of my t-shirt, and then put on a lovely tartan kilt. My earings dangle down to my waist, and my belt is made of fish skulls.

 

[Darandio]

Well i think you are all overdressed. I generally wear nothing and the Northern Rail drivers seem to like it judging by the response they give me with the horn. No pun intended.

 

[Dennis]

Well, I hope you don't clown around on the railway....enough of that as it is!

 

[Guinness]

I wear nothing. If God want us to spot with clothes, we would be born with Anoraks.

 

[Jord]

I think he was just joking. . . *hoping he's joking*