Jokes and puns regarding Animals on line in Doncaster area (03/08)

[asylumxl]

Network rail have just tweeted this & advised of possible disruption. Does anyone local have details on this- what animals etc.

That's no way for them to talk about Doncaster's inhabitants! How rude.

 

[bradders1983]

This is not very amoosing.

 

[SPADTrap]

This is not very amoosing.

Here we go again...

 

[bradders1983]

Here we go again...

Sorry, my mis-steak :roll:

 

[headshot119]

The animals in question have now been removed and services should return to normal

Hopefully staff don't take too much beef from the passengers.

 

[bradders1983]

Hopefully staff don't take too much beef from the passengers.

Shhhhh, stop it with the puns, SPADTrap will get upset

 

[miami84]

Shhhhh, stop it with the puns, SPADTrap will get upset

Cud you be more specific?

 

[trickyvegas]

Do Network Rail have contingency plan for such incidents or do they make it up on the hoof?

 

[SPADTrap]

Shhhhh, stop it with the puns, SPADTrap will get upset

Udderly disgraceful that, bradders1983, how very dairy you!

 

[Darandio]

The animals in question have now been removed and services should return to normal

Remooved surely?

Maybe not, I wouldn't want to offal myself down to that level either.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

That's what I thought but I'm no expert on animal behaviour, in fact I can't understand what attracts them onto the track in the first place

Perhaps the discharge from toilets causes patches of particularly succulent greenery to sprout in the four-foot...?

(Ooh, I am offal!)

 

[talldave]

Isn't sounding the horn enough to get the cows off the line?

Depends if they herd or not?

 

[bussnapperwm]

The delay compensation merrygoround will get milked as usual

 

[HilversumNS]

Did the train make mincemeat of the cows?

 

[Galaxy]

You wouldn't all be joking if you'd been involved in this delay.

Just thought I'd put that pasture.

 

[miami84]

The funniest aspect is that these puns now have their own thread. Hats off to whoever is responsible.

 

[edwin_m]

The funniest aspect is that these puns now have their own thread. Hats off to whoever is responsible.

Some will enjoy it. Udders will say it's a load of bullocks.

 

[DasLunatic]

I think we've milked these joke already. Now, if we could moove along...

 

[Cundy66]

All these people making food jokes about these poor cows should be ashamed because one day it'll be on your plate I hear tescos every little helps from train company side line abattoir now can we mooove on to the next one peas and gravy

 

[DaveHarries]

Anyone making further contributions to this forum will be burned at the steak.

Dave

 

[backontrack]

I think that's enough now. These puns aren't funny anymore, they're just getting annoying. I mean, really. Talk about flogging a dead... :P

 

[Clip]

Give yourselves all a pat on the back

 

[backontrack]

Give yourselves all a pat on the back

Very amoosing.

 

[Clip]

I was feeling bullish and as the thread had tailed off a little...

 

[backontrack]

Well, you've cheesed me off. Be away with you or you'll get a rennin with the moderators.

 

[Tracked]

How dare people mock an event that affected me and my neigh-bours

 

[backontrack]

How dare people mock an event that affected me and my neigh-bours

Erm, moo?

 

[Jonny]

Well, you've cheesed me off. Be away with you or you'll get a rennin with the moderators.

It's getting a bit cheesey now

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

All this cheesy stuff is just goudaing other users

 

[backontrack]

Don't encourage him! He'll only get carried a-whey!

I'll get my coat.