This thread now contains many fascinating stories. They prompted me to recall a memorable border I did
not manage to cross by train. Apologies for going off topic...
In 2010, I was on a three-week postgraduate university exchange in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The exchange spanned the long weekend of Chinese New Year, so with the university planned to be closed, four of us planned a trip to Bangkok. Although the consensus was to take a flight, I persuaded them to travel by bus and train on the way there and then fly back.
On day 1, we left KL and took a bus to Penang Island, where we stayed in a beachside lodge at Batu Feringghi. The next day, we crossed back to the mainland and to the old Butterworth train station (which I now learn has been demolished and replaced with a rather cramped new one under a shopping mall).
Photos of the old Butterworth station...
The train departed Butterworth at 14.20. We had four wide seats in an open-section carriage. A delayed southbound train caused us to halt at a rural station around dusk.
At Padang Besar (which, I think, is the current southern terminus of the international train) everything started to go wrong.
Of the four of us, two held joint British-Irish citizenship. At the time, I had British citizenship. Our fourth colleague was Slovakian.
If I remember it correctly, Padang Besar station is an island platform. The train arrived on one side, and everyone was obliged to leave the train to pass through the Malaysian exit border control and then the Thai entry border control. We were among the last passengers in the line.
The problem was my colleague's Slovakian passport. Despite 17 years having elapsed since the dissolution of Czechoslovakia, at that time (2010), the government of Thailand had still not updated all of its land borders to recognise the passports of some newer countries.
There was absolutely no negotiation, she could not board the train again. We had to make a snap decision, because the train crew were getting impatient and it was late at night - around 22.30.
I made the snap decision to stay with her, and told our Irish colleagues to continue on the train to Bangkok. We were allowed to retrieve our bags and then the train departed.
However, the next problem was that while we were distracted trying to make a decision and retrieve our bags, the Malaysia border control staff had closed their office and left. For the first (and I hope only!) time in my life, we were temporarily in limbo, neither in Malaysia or in Thailand. To their credit, a member of KTM staff directed us to the Malaysian road border post a few hundred meters east of the station. He came with us, and explained the situation in Bahasa Malaysia. We were stamped back into Malaysia.
The guards told us the problem with certain passports was known to them, and that we would be able to enter Thailand at the Bukit Kayu Hitam border crossing on Asian Highway 2. It was now 23.00 and the border would close at midnight. We found a local taxi driver and directed him to the border, a journey of about 45 minutes. At Bukit Kayu Hitam we were able to walk out of Malaysia for the second time that night (the collection of stamps with the same date in my passport was already causing confusion). There was quite a long walk between the two border posts, but a man in a very expensive Audi offered us a ride and got us to the Thai border post before it closed.
There was a small town on the other side (Sadao?) and from there we took a Thai taxi towards Hat Yai station We initially hoped we catch up with the train there, but of course were too late.
It was about 01.00 at this point. I remember we walked east from the station, along what I guess was Thumnoonvithi Road. We found a hotel and I stopped on the pavement downstairs to drink a cold beer. I was exhausted from the day of travel and the afterglow of the adrenaline that had been coursing through my veins for the last couple of hours. But, for the first time in my life, I was in Thailand... and I knew I would remember the story. As if to make the situation more surreal, at that moment a street entertainer walked past us with an elephant.
The next day, we went directly to the intercity bus station, and chose, at random, one of the countless bus companies offering fast direct service to Bangkok. We had two seats up front on a double-decker coach. Despite having missed the chance to experience an obscure and exotic night train, I got to see much more of Thailand as we traced the length of the southern half of the country. I also learned a lot about the differences between UK and Thai driving "styles" ... and the versatility of the pickup truck.