Trump's meeting with Zelenskyy was of course a very distraught affair, and had a very acrimonious ending. But could it have been very different. Apparently, Zelenskyy gifted Trump with Oleksandr Usyk's belt from his World Heavyweight Championship Boxing victory. Just suppose Usyk had still been wearing that belt when they visited the Whitehouse. Conversation thus:
Trump: Come in and sit down Zelenskyy, this is JD Vance.
Vance: Hi Z, come in and shut the door.
Trump: Oh, I see you've brought a friend, big isn't he ?
Zelenskyy: Yes, this is Oleksandr Usyk Mr. President, say hello Olly.
Usyk: Hello.
Trump: Seems a nice chap doesn't he JD?
Vance: Yyyes mmmmister pppresident.
Trump: Are you comfortable Volodymyr, would you like a cushion or something?
Zelenskyy: No i'm fine thanks Donald, now shall we get down to business?
Trump: So, what do you want Volodymyr?
Zelenskky: I want weapons, American troops on the ground and Putin eliminated.
Trump: Don't see any problem with that, what do you say JD?
Vance: Nnnno ppproblem at all.
Trump: Good, all settled then, we'll get things moving straight away. Goodbye Volodymyr and Oleksandr, take care.
Zelenskyy: Thank you Mr. President, goodbye. Come on Olly, we'll do some shopping in downtown Washington.
Trump: That went well JD, have you calmed down now?
Vance: Yes, much better now Mr. President. I feel I need a holiday.
Trump: Me too, where shall we go? St. Petersburg perhaps or Greenland maybe, Mexico, Canada?
Vance: Don't think we'd be welcome in any of those, what about the Scilly Isles?
Trump: Sounds good to me, pack your bags JD.