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"Strange Christian Names"

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I agree with you, about 'Seren', though I'd normally spell it like 'Serene'. That name reminds me of really clear, free flowing, and calm waters for some strange reason! :)

"Serene...Serene...Serene..."
Although Seren is pronounced very differently than Serene...
 
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Either I'm a total dimwit and / or total innocent; or the rest of the world is male and eight years old and nudge-nudge-wink-wink genitalia-obsessed, way past the bounds of sanity... "Drew Peacock" I get as unfortunate -- but "Crispy Cock" -- what's that got to do with anything? IMO: reaching for double-entendres, getting to verge on the realms of madness. And I still totally fail to see -- what's dodgy about Andrew and Peter Ness? Please, those of the mucky-minded brigade: explain to me in words of one syllable...

As has been mentioned elsewhere - A. Ness and P. Ness sounds like anus and penis.

If you really want a double entendre I'm quite happy to give you one ;)
 

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Reminds me of a story my Mum has mentioned a couple of times (she works for local government) - was visiting someone who had just given birth and was filling in the paperwork; she asked for the name of the child, to which she was given this "word", which turned out to be a character from Star Wars - let's go with "Buboicullaar" - I can't remember which one it was, but it was something random like that. After Mum doing some research about where this name had come from, she asked how they were spelling it - to which their response was "Oh, we don't know how to spell it, we just liked the name" - once my Mum had managed to find the correct spelling online, it had suddenly become something more like "Bubaicular" and nothing like the original spelling. I believe the child is no longer with the parents, has been adopted and the child's name was changed by deed poll.

(PS - I am not a Star Wars or Star Trek fan - so the names mean nothing to me, apart from they are not names I would consider as "normal") - my kids would definitely be from lists including James, Thomas, Richard, Elizabeth, Laura and Victoria! I'd save Blossom, Apple, Peaches and Nectarine for middle names!!
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Incidentally, strange/unusual forenames are not a new thing - can you remember any of your school class with names which might actually seem normal now, but were a bit "out there" back in the day?

I remember we had a Nina, Francesca, Sonia, Jill and a Martin was about as strange as it got!
 

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The U.K. top 100 list of 2015 baby names released today. I'm not linking as saw on a Facebook post but apparently it's in the Sun?
Friends on Facebook are discussing the following new entry:

Jaxon has made a entry to the top 100 whilst we talk of surnames and misspelling earlier in the thread, that seems to be one into the other and then popular!
 

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The U.K. top 100 list of 2015 baby names released today. I'm not linking as saw on a Facebook post but apparently it's in the Sun?
Friends on Facebook are discussing the following new entry:

Jaxon has made a entry to the top 100 whilst we talk of surnames and misspelling earlier in the thread, that seems to be one into the other and then popular!
Here's a link to the the Office of National Statistics page which has the statistics, plus XLS data too.
 

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I'm all for Ada making a resurgence, in honour of Ada Lovelace. Liking the rise in Isla too. Interesting that Charlotte's dropped down the rankings somewhat even though William and Kate gave that name to their second born (although, of course, the data are over ten years so you can't look at the more recent trends).

The top 10 girls names are all lovely, but the boys names are a bit more of a mixed bag IMO. Why anyone would name a child Noah is beyond me.
 

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The top 10 girls names are all lovely, but the boys names are a bit more of a mixed bag IMO. Why anyone would name a child Noah is beyond me.

Noah is not an unusual name; it's also a Christian name just like Thomas. Although, that might be your opinion.
 
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I must be totally stupid... I know the old ones like "Iris Chew", and calling a kid Peter Ian Grant or Mary Ursula Gibson (acronyms): but what's wrong with the above-quoted? Please explain, that I may furiously kick myself...

Chris Peacock ( crispy cock) and Drew Peacock ( droopy cock)

homophonic pun like Teresa Green, mike hunt etc ...
 
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Noah is not an unusual name; it's also a Christian name just like Thomas. Although, that might be your opinion.

Noah is a common name (as evidenced by the fact that it's in the top 10), but I'm not sure why. It's not particularly nice. It comes from one of the most bizarre stories in the bible (itself a collection of bizarre stories). It's just an odd choice when there are so many better names out there.
 

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Don't worry, there's loads of them going round. I believed that one a few years ago (although I was told it was La-a). There's been an urban legend going around Glasgow for over a decade now that there's a child somewhere called Versace McLatchie, but there isn't - my Aunt has claimed for several years that this child is about to start secondary education at her school, but it's never actually happened.

Same with Pocahontas McGinty.

I found out this morning that the name of a local DJs child is Kolo. :(:(
 

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Noah is a common name (as evidenced by the fact that it's in the top 10), but I'm not sure why. It's not particularly nice. It comes from one of the most bizarre stories in the bible (itself a collection of bizarre stories). It's just an odd choice when there are so many better names out there.

I get you now.
 

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Well, the Daily Heil has managed to trot out its annual article claiming that Mohammed is in fact the most popular name for baby boys, not Oliver as the actual data would suggest.

What it only mentions if you read beyond the headline is that they've combined all variants of Mohammed in order to come to this conclusion, although appear to have failed to do so for other names (not sure if that would have made a difference, but they haven't done it). They also make no mention of just how popular the name Mohammed is within the Islamic community.

But this is the Daily Heil, where reality is an alien concept and truth can be ignored to further a political agenda.
 

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Chelsea is not particularly unusual, the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton being a pertinent example.

Although, if parents with the surname Everton decided on Chelsea as a name for their child....
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Interesting that Charlotte's dropped down the rankings somewhat

I like Charlotte as a name but I don't like it being shortened to Charlie - that was my Granddad's name so to me it sounds like an old man's name.
 

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Well, the Daily Heil has managed to trot out its annual article claiming that Mohammed is in fact the most popular name for baby boys, not Oliver as the actual data would suggest.

What it only mentions if you read beyond the headline is that they've combined all variants of Mohammed in order to come to this conclusion, although appear to have failed to do so for other names (not sure if that would have made a difference, but they haven't done it). They also make no mention of just how popular the name Mohammed is within the Islamic community.

But this is the Daily Heil, where reality is an alien concept and truth can be ignored to further a political agenda.

I get the feeling Oswald, Benito and Adolf (also Hideki if you want to be different and exotic) are more popular at Daily Heil HQ.

As for naming children I would support the Icelandic system of having to pick from an accepted list of names or the registrar having the power of veto over any name given to them
 

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Now - names based on locations of conception..... there's a few of those kicking around. The Beckham's seemed to be keen on using it - Brooklyn and Romeo (Rome I'm guessing) to name two.
 

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Now - names based on locations of conception..... there's a few of those kicking around. The Beckham's seemed to be keen on using it - Brooklyn and Romeo (Rome I'm guessing) to name two.

That could work fairly well in Wales, as most (but not all) placenames beginning with 'Llan' are named after the saint of the local church. Sadly, many of these names (Crwst, Doged, Pabo, Cwyllog) haven't been fashionable since the 6th century or so!
 

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Now - names based on locations of conception..... there's a few of those kicking around. The Beckham's seemed to be keen on using it - Brooklyn and Romeo (Rome I'm guessing) to name two.

On this basis mine would be Torquay, Penryn and Redruth. Doesn't work!
 

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I get the feeling Oswald, Benito and Adolf (also Hideki if you want to be different and exotic) are more popular at Daily Heil HQ.

As for naming children I would support the Icelandic system of having to pick from an accepted list of names or the registrar having the power of veto over any name given to them

And your surname being [father's name]sson or [mother's name]sdottir? ;)
 

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That could work fairly well in Wales, as most (but not all) placenames beginning with 'Llan' are named after the saint of the local church. Sadly, many of these names (Crwst, Doged, Pabo, Cwyllog) haven't been fashionable since the 6th century or so!

And spare a thought for poor little Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch Jones.
 

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BBC News service today says Noah is the most popular name today among boys. After all it's as old as the ark. :):)
 

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My submission may take us off on a small tangent for which I apologise in advance if anyone objects.

I used to work with a fellow by the name of James, which doesn't seem so strange, but then take into consideration that his last name was Bond. Childhood is difficult enough but to consciously make the choice to call your child James Bond, not as weird as some submissions but still.

Last names can also provide some entertainment.

When I was in the Navy I heard of (but never met) a guy called Micheal Tate who decided to become a Radar Operator. There after he was known as RO Tate. :lol:
Navy Net also shares the delightful tale of Lt Gash, those familiar with Jack speak will see how this is hilarious.
The other night at the Transport Management Company I work for (Naming no names to avoid the wrath of some of my fellow members :D ), we took a booking for a Polceman by the name of PC Truncheon.
 

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Navy Net also shares the delightful tale of Lt Gash, those familiar with Jack speak will see how this is hilarious.

I am... Always gives my old man a bit of a giggle that one! Served on the old Ark Royal - the one from "Sailor"

In a sort of odd first name... Had to go to the hospital for a check up after my operation recently and there was a young Indian doctor who announced himself as is custom for some Indian doctors as Mr Wajidali Anandavenkatakrishnan. I tried to pronounce his first name whereupon he said "But call me Wadi"
 

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And spare a thought for poor little Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch Jones.

:lol:

My Dad said he was going to name me Tamar if I was a girl, Tamar Bridgette. I'm still not sure if he was joking, he just starts laughing if I ask him.
Better than being named after where we lived in Cornwall though - Skinners Bottom.
I would say it had a nice ring to it I suppose.

Oh yeah, just remembered that the other day I said to my wife who's a childminder, that there seems to be a lot of Noahs around these days.
 
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I get the feeling Oswald, Benito and Adolf (also Hideki if you want to be different and exotic) are more popular at Daily Heil HQ.

As for naming children I would support the Icelandic system of having to pick from an accepted list of names or the registrar having the power of veto over any name given to them

I knew an Adolf in the 1970s - he was living in London, married to an English woman. I would guess he'd been born in the 1931-3 period, so his parents weren't necessarily supporters of the 3rd Reich. He didn't try to disguise his name, either.

I think the Icelandic system, though draconian, might be preferable to a total free-for-all.
 
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