Uxbridge English Dictionary

[perryman]

Dinas - food for children during school holidays provided by campaign headed by north-west based footballer.

 

[xotGD]

Wylam - someone questioning the choice of Sunday roast.

 

[perryman]

Kings Park - Colloquial name for the winner of 'Electrician Of The Year' award.

 

[johnnychips]

Edale - Lancashire person expressing surprise to Mr Winton.

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Lejogstics
Organisation (food, equipment, accommodation) of a trip from Lands End to John O Groats (LeJoG) by cycle, walking, on stilts..

 

[perryman]

Sevenoaks - suggested name of male offspring to former golf-mad Blue Peter presenter. Denied by spouse, probably.

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

In loco parentis:
My mother is an engine driver

 

[krus_aragon]

Forecast - bifurcated buttocks

 

[johnnychips]

Dore: a cross between what Homer and a donkey would say.

 

[perryman]

Sheffield - Recreational area for cooks.

 

[PG]

Bat & Ball - cricket equipment store.

 

[perryman]

Cheshunt - minor vehicle accident involving Marxist revolutionary.

 

[krus_aragon]

Ventilator - I'll have a Starbucks in a bit

 

[backontrack]

Turkey - adj. something a bit Turkish

 

[krus_aragon]

Gravy - rather like a grave.

 

[xotGD]

Parsley - Like a parcel

 

[PG]

Trainee - like a train
what have we started?

 

[krus_aragon]

Trainer - like a train, but more so

 

[krus_aragon]

Au pair - Irish fruit

 

[D6975]

Incidents - damage resulting from an underwater collision

 

[Loppylugs]

Logarithm - make note during Strictly.

 

[xotGD]

Biped. A journey behind a Class 31.

 

[Spamcan81]

Dumpling - a small dump

 

[Loppylugs]

Definite - Losing hearing between the hours of 10pm and 6am.

 

[Spamcan81]

Reflex - to bend something again
Dental - to hit every car in the carpark with a hammer

 

[Loppylugs]

Roundel - Fat man from Peckham.

 

[krus_aragon]

Eclair - a mousehole

 

[Loppylugs]

Melancholy - A fruity dog.

 

[krus_aragon]

Let's have a theme day:

Farming - that vase over there
Storming - putting the vase on a shelf
Framing - the vase is coming apart
Glooming - fixing the vase again

Teeming - Ancient Chinese teapot
Blooing - Ancient Chinese toilet

 

[Loppylugs]

Enrich- A wealthy chicken