Forum Jokes

[High Dyke]

 

[341o2]

If we're on this tack ... endless, usually fairly feeble, jokes about book titles and appropriately-named authors --

A Pile in the Road by G.G. Pou

That should be muck on the road by G G Dunnitt

 

[Calthrop]

That should be muck on the road by G G Dunnitt

That is indeed, better than my version !

In a book of collected correspondence by the travel writer and general crazy guy Patrick Leigh Fermor: there's a letter of his to a titled friend, who was seeking in one of the rooms of their "ancestral stately pile", to create one of those fake-library-effect wall coverings, and was looking for spoof titles for the book-spine facsimiles. Fermor supplied dozens of suggestions along this title / author pun line -- varying in quality. A few of his better ones:

A Dog's Diet by Nora Bone

Reduced to the Ranks by D. Motion

On The Spot by Leo Pard

 

[Bertone]

The Baby’s Revenge by Nora Teat

 

[Calthrop]

Alcoholism by Mustafa Swigg

 

[DunsBus]

The Martial Arts in Glasgow by Hing Wan Oan

 

[341o2]

Clifftop Accidents by Eileen Dover

 

[Loppylugs]

That should be muck on the road by G G Dunnitt

With a foreword from Dee Pozzit.



There is a new song out for Christmas. "Happily waiting for Santa on my roof" by Bonnie Tyler, but it's been slated by the critics.

 

[REVUpminster]

Clifftop Accidents by Eileen Dover

Russian Teens by Lee Nover. British teens by Ben Dover. I think they may actually exist.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

With a foreword from Dee Pozzit.



There is a new song out for Christmas. "Happily waiting for Santa on my roof" by Bonnie Tyler, but it's been slated by the critics.

I think we might have reached the apex of these puns now...

But I'll throw in:
An introduction to Arboriculture by Teresa Green.

 

[Strat-tastic]

The Unbelievable Truth, by Hugh Watt.

 

[MotCO]

The Unbelievable Truth, by Hugh Watt.

Edited by Y Wen.

 

[Strat-tastic]

The Bitter Pill, by Willie Swallow.

 

[341o2]

Acts of vandalism by Eva Brick

 

[Ashley Hill]

The Lift by Ellie Vator

 

[DunsBus]

The Geordie Dialect by Y I Man

The Yorkshire Dialect by E Bagoom

 

[61653 HTAFC]

The Geordie Dialect by Y I Man

The Yorkshire Dialect by E Bagoom

The Scouse Dialect by A. A. Carmdown

(Didn't even bother taking my coat off)

 

[mirodo]

There was a terrible accident at the Nestlé factory yesterday when a man was crushed under hundreds of boxes of chocolate bars when a shelf collapsed. He tried summoning help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me!”, everyone just cheered.

 

[Cowley]

There was a terrible accident at the Nestlé factory yesterday when a man was crushed under hundreds of boxes of chocolate bars when a shelf collapsed. He tried summoning help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me!”, everyone just cheered.

 

[DunsBus]

In Hounslow this evening a mad dog bit an income tax inspector. After being taken to hospital and given treatment for shock, the dog was allowed to go home.

 

[PG]

Weight Lifting by Ivor Hernia

 

[DunsBus]

The Soft Tyre by Mustafa Puncture

How to Escape a Flood by Mustafa Dinghy

 

[Loppylugs]

How to accept living with in-laws by P. Doff

 

[Calthrop]

The Soft Tyre by Mustafa Puncture

How to Escape a Flood by Mustafa Dinghy

As we're deep in "Mustafa" realms -- Absent-mindedness by Mustafa Gottan

 

[Strat-tastic]

Riding the 45s, by P. Corlage.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Disgraced former entertainer Rolf Harris is to be handed an opportunity to launder his reputation, as he's been invited to Switzerland to teach UEFA how to draw.

 

[DunsBus]

Another book for the bookshelf:

The Descending Knickers by Lucy Lastic

 

[DaveHarries]

This made me groan a bit.

Dave

 

[MattRat]

This made me groan a bit.

Dave

The analogy is rather apt given everyone is running around like headless chickens....

I'll see myself out....

 

[Acey]

I hear Lewis Hamilton is going back to the 80s with musical youth . He couldn’t pass the Dutchie on de left hand side.