My nomination for an announcer is Noddy Holder
He is the voice in the lifts at The New Art Gallery Walsall.
My nomination for an announcer is Noddy Holder
"Oh c**k, I've just remembered the 12.57 to Bromsgrove has been delayed... no, cancelled, sorry. This is because of a points failure - very interesting actually, what's happened is that the signalperson has thrown the points from the bay platform at Four Oaks onto the main line to allow the train to come out, but..." [cue long monologue/lecture]Failing that, I'd go with James May.
"Oh c**k, I've just remembered the 12.57 to Bromsgrove has been delayed... no, cancelled, sorry. This is because of a points failure - very interesting actually, what's happened is that the signalperson has thrown the points from the bay platform at Four Oaks onto the main line to allow the train to come out, but..." [cue long monologue/lecture]
I'd rather like that, actually.
Who wouldn't? It'd adequately explain to the travelling public what actually went wrong as well as being interesting and funny.I'd rather like that, actually.
"Clarkson you infantile pillock, you were meant to say it's cancelled..."Clarkson? If you re waiting for the 1337 train to Nuneaton then I suggest you grow up and buy a car as it is quicker. Power!
Perhaps not.
Honestly, you would need the trio. Remember the chaotic joy that happened when they did their own radio show?"Clarkson you infantile pillock, you were meant to say it's cancelled..."
Vividly!Honestly, you would need the trio. Remember the chaotic joy that happened when they did their own radio show?