Cryptic clues = station name

[John Griffiths]

Bearsden? Because... the naked thing.

 

[neilmc]

I think it may be Achnashellach - a naked oyster has "na shell"? Clever clue if so.

 

[RobertsN]

I think it may be Achnashellach - a naked oyster has "na shell"? Clever clue if so.

@neilmc has it. Thanks for the praise on the clue

Floor is now yours.

 

[neilmc]

Steve, Bill, Grace and I meet and mingle here for some posh shopping

 

[Loppylugs]

Bicester Village

 

[neilmc]

Bicester Village it is, of course. Found within twelve minutes. Your turn, Loppylugs

 

[Loppylugs]

Thanks @neilmc

Parties finally cease after midnight, but more respect should be observed here.

 

[The exile]

Thanks @neilmc

Parties finally cease after midnight, but more respect should be observed here.

Gravesend?

 

[Loppylugs]

Well done @The exile. Just to explain: The mid letter of night is G, raves are parties, finally cease = end.

Deservedly your floor.

 

[The exile]

Child’s petulant rejoinder?

 

[neilmc]

Kidsgrove?

 

[Calthrop]

Weeley ? (As in, "Oh, really? -- I don't believe you") (???)

 

[The exile]

Kidsgrove?

‘Fraid not

 

[The exile]

Weeley ? (As in, "Oh, really? -- I don't believe you") (???)

No - but you’re on the right lines ( no pun intended - and it’s not somewhere else on the Clayton Branch!)

 

[Calthrop]

Hmm. Diss? -- the impudent kid "disses" the grown-up...

 

[The exile]

Hmm. Diss? -- the impudent kid "disses" the grown-up...

Good thought, but no. Stick with the question mark - the child’s rejoinder needs one, though the station doesn’t!

 

[Loppylugs]

Wye ? (Without the question mark!)

 

[The exile]

Wye ? (Without the question mark!)

Indeed - to said in a long drawn-out whine! Over to you.

 

[Loppylugs]

Shakespearean weaver follows a secondary highway.

 

[The exile]

Think that would be B-road Bottom (Broadbottom)

 

[Loppylugs]

You think correctly. Yours again.

 

[The exile]

Drunken sailor's route to two wellness treatments?

 

[Calthrop]

Drunken sailor's route to two wellness treatments?

A facetious one, just to submit something -- James Cook University Hospital? The excellent and admirable exploring captain might, very occasionally, have indulged in a glass too many; and "gym" [James = Jim] and "hospital", are two things with "wellness" associations ...

 

[The exile]

Quite cold, I’m afraid! Of the two “wellness treatments”, the second is usually more luxurious (and expensive) than the first - and only a masochist would want either to be cold!

 

[RobertsN]

Quite cold, I’m afraid! Of the two “wellness treatments”, the second is usually more luxurious (and expensive) than the first - and only a masochist would want either to be cold!

Bath Spa?

 

[The exile]

Bath Spa?

Indeed
As in
“Drunken” = anagram
Sailor = able seaman = AB
Route = path

so - anagram of AB’s path

 

[RobertsN]

Thanks @The exile . Will get back to this in around 45/75 minutes when the match ends.
To be totally honest, the second clue was what oriented me. I would never have got it on the first one (however, it is also very good)....

 

[RobertsN]

Ross would have loved one with his sofa.

 

[John Griffiths]

Ross from Friends, Jonathan R or the Scottish county? We need help!

 

[RobertsN]

Ross from Friends, Jonathan R or the Scottish county? We need help!

Chandler and Joey tried to help but initially all was in vain...

Dirk Gently had a similar issue.