Google maps has been a bit strange with its timings, so I'm just going off length of journey and frequency. We then get the 11:56 SMRT Bus service 963 to Singapore (HarbourFront Int), arriving at 1313 Tuesday afternoon.
There is a cable car right next to the terminal, but there’s something else nearby
You know a forum user with a public transport timetable for the outer reaches of Singapore’s a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how they got it and danged if they know how to use it.
The name’s Complex, Godfreycomplex, and I come before you good people tonight with an idea...
I give you the 13:20 Sentosa Monorail!!
Well sir there’s nothing on earth like a genuine, bonafide electrified three car Singaporean monorail!!
“Is there a chance the track could bend?”
Not on your life, my gweilo friend
“Was I sent here by the devil?”
No good sir, I’m on the level
I swear it’s this game’s only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice
Monorail
Monoraaaaaail
MONORAAAAAAAAAIL
“But the timetable link has sadly broken”
Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken
Mono....*annoyed grunt*!
We alight at Beach station, in the midst of a solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on. (At 13:25 on Wednesday afternoon)
P.S. - with sincere apologies to Conan O’Brien and the late, great Phil Hartman.
P.P.S - the ring came off my pudding can