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The Pretty Lady on the 'one' Website
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I typed in "wheel" and she said "To me, good data transmission cables are much more important than cars."
She doesn't like some language though! "Your language certainly doesn't leave much room for interpretation."
And just plane weird (mind the pun)! I typed in "mumma mia" and she said "You can probably say much more about aircraft than I can."
She doesn't like some language though! "Your language certainly doesn't leave much room for interpretation."
And just plane weird (mind the pun)! I typed in "mumma mia" and she said "You can probably say much more about aircraft than I can."
Dennis
Established Member
I don't think she likes me
...I'm so immature.
I apologise.
Trying to chat her up? I had a go as well; frigid woman didn't want to know - I don't think she's normal, all she wants to do is talk about tickets and times, it's like she's some odd kind of veg.
Ascot
Established Member
Lol it's like that Smarter Child on MSN but that thing refused to talk to me ever since until i say sorry.
Q. How many trains do you have?
A1. I know that you're on the subject of trains and stations, but I didn't catch the question. Would you mind re-phrasing?
A2. Please forgive my inability to catch your question about trains and stations. I'll be able to better answer your questions in time.
Would you mind asking again, in a different way?
A3. I'm very sorry, but I haven't been able to understand your question on this occasion. My knowledge is growing every day, and rewording your question may help me to find the answer. If not, you may want to speak to one of our experts in our Customer Services Centre, on 0845 600 7245.
A1. I know that you're on the subject of trains and stations, but I didn't catch the question. Would you mind re-phrasing?
A2. Please forgive my inability to catch your question about trains and stations. I'll be able to better answer your questions in time.
Would you mind asking again, in a different way?
A3. I'm very sorry, but I haven't been able to understand your question on this occasion. My knowledge is growing every day, and rewording your question may help me to find the answer. If not, you may want to speak to one of our experts in our Customer Services Centre, on 0845 600 7245.
Q. Why do you neglect the West Anglian railway?
A. Tough question. Sorry, I can't answer it.
Ah ha! So you admit it then...
Q. Why is one railways livery a rainbow?
A. one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
Q. Yeah, but why a rainbow? Kinda gay, isnt it?
A. I don't think that's something I want to discuss, thank you.
Q. Sorry, did I offend you?
A. You didn't offend me. I've had to take much worse language.
Q. Yes, thats most likely from Coxster.
A. That's a relief.
Q. Indeed.
A. Good, very good.
Q. Well, do ya wanna go out with Gizmoogle?
A. Please take a look at our Let's Go section, full of details of fun things to do! Click on the offer you're interested in for more details of that particular offer.
Q. No, she doesn't want a group date...
A. I'm content to stay here and chat with you.
Q. Girl, your freaking me out...
A. You appear to be drifting off to somewhere...
Q. Go on a date with Gizmoogle!
A. I'm not here to talk about myself, especially not about my personal life! I'm sure I can give you more useful information if you ask me something about 'one'.
Q. Does anyone at your company want a date with Gizmoogle?
A. one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
Q. Quit changing the subject!
A. I would like you to please suggest a topic you are interested in.
Q. Trains.
A. Yes, trains are great things, but I can't offer any useful input if you don't specify what you'd like to know about these wonderful creations of engineering.
Q. How many trains do you run?
A. 'one' Railway is a passenger train operating company, operating trains across Norfolk, Suffolk, Cambridgeshire, Essex and Hertfordshire.
Q. But how many do you run?
A. I haven't been able to understand your query. Can you re-phrase that for me, please?
Q. Er, no
A. I have no idea what you mean. Sorry. You could try rewording that, or browse our website for an answer. If all else fails, call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245 to speak to a real person.
Q. I said NO.
A. Never mind, then. You're entitled to your secrets.
Q. Nosey cow.
A. What are you implying?
Q. Say moo and i'll tell you.
A. Are you trying to suggest something mean?
Q. Yes.
A. Could you rephrase that for me?
Q. Got to go, the security guards are after me!
A. Please take a look at our Let's Go section, full of details of fun things to do! Click on the offer you're interested in for more details of that particular offer.
Q. I can't, they're after me - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. Please type that in again. All I received was a meaningless blend of letters.
Q. I've been caught. Bye.
A. Bye. Come back and visit 'one' again.
Q. I can't, i'll be dead soon.
A. Why don't you ask me something about 'one' rather than about my appearance?
Q. Stupid woman.
A. People call me stupid sometimes. You know what? Sometimes they are even right!
I need to find a better way of spending my time!
A. Tough question. Sorry, I can't answer it.
Ah ha! So you admit it then...
Q. Why is one railways livery a rainbow?
A. one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
Q. Yeah, but why a rainbow? Kinda gay, isnt it?
A. I don't think that's something I want to discuss, thank you.
Q. Sorry, did I offend you?
A. You didn't offend me. I've had to take much worse language.
Q. Yes, thats most likely from Coxster.
A. That's a relief.
Q. Indeed.
A. Good, very good.
Q. Well, do ya wanna go out with Gizmoogle?
A. Please take a look at our Let's Go section, full of details of fun things to do! Click on the offer you're interested in for more details of that particular offer.
Q. No, she doesn't want a group date...
A. I'm content to stay here and chat with you.
Q. Girl, your freaking me out...
A. You appear to be drifting off to somewhere...
Q. Go on a date with Gizmoogle!
A. I'm not here to talk about myself, especially not about my personal life! I'm sure I can give you more useful information if you ask me something about 'one'.
Q. Does anyone at your company want a date with Gizmoogle?
A. one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
Q. Quit changing the subject!
A. I would like you to please suggest a topic you are interested in.
Q. Trains.
A. Yes, trains are great things, but I can't offer any useful input if you don't specify what you'd like to know about these wonderful creations of engineering.
Q. How many trains do you run?
A. 'one' Railway is a passenger train operating company, operating trains across Norfolk, Suffolk, Cambridgeshire, Essex and Hertfordshire.
Q. But how many do you run?
A. I haven't been able to understand your query. Can you re-phrase that for me, please?
Q. Er, no
A. I have no idea what you mean. Sorry. You could try rewording that, or browse our website for an answer. If all else fails, call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245 to speak to a real person.
Q. I said NO.
A. Never mind, then. You're entitled to your secrets.
Q. Nosey cow.
A. What are you implying?
Q. Say moo and i'll tell you.
A. Are you trying to suggest something mean?
Q. Yes.
A. Could you rephrase that for me?
Q. Got to go, the security guards are after me!
A. Please take a look at our Let's Go section, full of details of fun things to do! Click on the offer you're interested in for more details of that particular offer.
Q. I can't, they're after me - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. Please type that in again. All I received was a meaningless blend of letters.
Q. I've been caught. Bye.
A. Bye. Come back and visit 'one' again.
Q. I can't, i'll be dead soon.
A. Why don't you ask me something about 'one' rather than about my appearance?
Q. Stupid woman.
A. People call me stupid sometimes. You know what? Sometimes they are even right!
I need to find a better way of spending my time!
Not Gizmoogle.
Ascot
Established Member
You asked: hi baby
Hello. It's good to see you! How can I help?
You asked: strip
Thanks for your interest in me, but I'd really rather not talk about that sort of thing.
You asked: please
I'm pleased we agree.
You asked: you cyber?
I'm very sorry, but I didn't understand your question. I'm learning all the time. You could try re-phrasing your question, or if that doesn't work, call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245.
You asked: WAGN
Sorry, I can't answer questions about other train operating companies services. Why don't you take a look at their website at the following locations:
c2c
Midland Mainline
First Capital Connect
You asked: one?
'one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
You asked: useless
You're not making an effort to hide your opinion - that much I can tell.
You asked: so what you do today?
Good question - please move on to the next one.
You asked: i hate you
I'm sorry about that.
(her face changed alot)
You asked: DIE
Look, if you don't want to talk to me, just close my window!
You asked: one are crap
Our Customer Services Centre deals with both praise and complaints. Details are on our customer services page, which I am loading for you now. You can also call them on 0845 600 7245.
You asked: Class 321
The Class 321 can travel up to 100 miles per hour and does an average of 100,000 miles per annum. It holds 291 Standard and 16 First Class seats.It runs on the metro and Mainline routes (Braintree/Clacton/Walton/Harwich/Ipswich)
You asked: you lesbian?
I really don't want to get into a discussion about that sort of thing, thanks.
You asked: you fanny licker?
I think you are mistaking my pleasure to serve for something lesser than it is - if you are, in fact, talking to me.
You asked: sing
Singing is a great emotional release, I hear.
You asked: Sarth End
In order to deliver our commitment to moving our customers from A - B in the smoothest way possible, engineering and track work must sometimes be carried out. Whilst Network Rail does much of this work at weekends and overnight, sometimes late night or early morning services are affected. Are you interested in some of our exciting special offers?
You asked: yes
Although I've been with 'one' since May, 2005 and am learning all the time, I'm still not able to answer your question. Try wording your query differently or call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245 to speak to a real person.
You asked: bye babe
Did I catch a pet name there? Well, as long as you weren't referring to me...
You asked: xxx
Sex and pornography are like politics and religion: topics I'd rather not comment on
Hello. It's good to see you! How can I help?
You asked: strip
Thanks for your interest in me, but I'd really rather not talk about that sort of thing.
You asked: please
I'm pleased we agree.
You asked: you cyber?
I'm very sorry, but I didn't understand your question. I'm learning all the time. You could try re-phrasing your question, or if that doesn't work, call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245.
You asked: WAGN
Sorry, I can't answer questions about other train operating companies services. Why don't you take a look at their website at the following locations:
c2c
Midland Mainline
First Capital Connect
You asked: one?
'one' brings together the train services previously provided by Anglia Railways, First Great Eastern, the West Anglia part of the WAGN operation and Stansted Express.
The franchise commenced on 1st April 2004 and was created to provide an integrated and seamless service across the East of England. 'one' is committed to bringing a fresh approach to rail services for the region and we will deliver one integrated rail network in and out of Liverpool Street Station.
You asked: useless
You're not making an effort to hide your opinion - that much I can tell.
You asked: so what you do today?
Good question - please move on to the next one.
You asked: i hate you
I'm sorry about that.
(her face changed alot)
You asked: DIE
Look, if you don't want to talk to me, just close my window!
You asked: one are crap
Our Customer Services Centre deals with both praise and complaints. Details are on our customer services page, which I am loading for you now. You can also call them on 0845 600 7245.
You asked: Class 321
The Class 321 can travel up to 100 miles per hour and does an average of 100,000 miles per annum. It holds 291 Standard and 16 First Class seats.It runs on the metro and Mainline routes (Braintree/Clacton/Walton/Harwich/Ipswich)
You asked: you lesbian?
I really don't want to get into a discussion about that sort of thing, thanks.
You asked: you fanny licker?
I think you are mistaking my pleasure to serve for something lesser than it is - if you are, in fact, talking to me.
You asked: sing
Singing is a great emotional release, I hear.
You asked: Sarth End
In order to deliver our commitment to moving our customers from A - B in the smoothest way possible, engineering and track work must sometimes be carried out. Whilst Network Rail does much of this work at weekends and overnight, sometimes late night or early morning services are affected. Are you interested in some of our exciting special offers?
You asked: yes
Although I've been with 'one' since May, 2005 and am learning all the time, I'm still not able to answer your question. Try wording your query differently or call our Customer Services Centre on 0845 600 7245 to speak to a real person.
You asked: bye babe
Did I catch a pet name there? Well, as long as you weren't referring to me...
You asked: xxx
Sex and pornography are like politics and religion: topics I'd rather not comment on
Yer tis good fun that!
Had to post this 1:
Q:Are you fat?
A:What's really healthy is a good chat.
(random words)
Q
ummer
A:In here, the cables may get warm at certain times, but that's about the only change of climate I ever see - and it doesn't even depend on the season or the month.
Qnow
A:Just think of how hard it would be to maintain a conversation if it weren't for the weather
Q:Are you in love with a girl?
A:I'm female, of course!
Q:What do you think of Tony Blair
A:I'd rather not talk about politics, be it politicians, political parties or anything else. I don't consider myself informed enough
Q: You asked: Do you like Desiros
A:I picked up an erotic keyword there. You know, politics and sex are both topics I'd rather not talk about.
Q
o you want to come to bed with me?
A:I'd rather not do things I don't fully understand.
Q:Are you fat?
A:What's really healthy is a good chat.
(random words)
Q
ummerA:In here, the cables may get warm at certain times, but that's about the only change of climate I ever see - and it doesn't even depend on the season or the month.
Q
nowA:Just think of how hard it would be to maintain a conversation if it weren't for the weather
Q:Are you in love with a girl?
A:I'm female, of course!
Q:What do you think of Tony Blair
A:I'd rather not talk about politics, be it politicians, political parties or anything else. I don't consider myself informed enough
Q: You asked: Do you like Desiros
A:I picked up an erotic keyword there. You know, politics and sex are both topics I'd rather not talk about.
Q
o you want to come to bed with me?A:I'd rather not do things I don't fully understand.
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