ABB125
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What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Where’s popcorn?
Surely you corn do better?That's a bit corny
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Where’s popcorn?
Surely you corn do better?That's a bit corny
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Where’s popcorn?
Normally I'm all ears for jokes, but some of these puns have gone against the grain so much that I'm a-maize-d that people managed to cob-ble them together.Theres a kernel of truth in that!
I can barley stop myself from groaning...Normally I'm all ears for jokes, but some of these puns have gone against the grain so much that I'm a-maize-d that people managed to cob-ble them together.
Surely, you can't be serious?All these puns in cereal? Off to the funny farm with the lot of you...
Surely, you can't be serious?
Firefighter Les McBurney was interviewed about a fire on an American news channel a few years ago.And BBC Breakfast covered the fuel shortage with a special report from Phil McCann
Hope the girl he marries isn't called Fanny!Mr & Mrs Stroker and their son William, yes he chose to be Willie
On the Chase many years ago we learned about German skier Fanny Chmelar:Hope the girl he marries isn't called Fanny!
Atrocities that were further perpetrated by I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue for many a year!One can't but think of some of the "and their [relative]..." atrocities perpetrated long ago by the radio series I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again: such as -- among the guests at the Greengrocers' and Fruiterers' Ball -- Mr. and Mrs. It from Australia; and their English grandmother, Pommy Gran It.
Agreed !!Atrocities that were further perpetrated by I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue for many a year!
Agreed !!
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol?
Paraffin has two ff's but there's no effin' petrol!!
It's for that reason that most serious(?) flat Earthers reject the Flat Earth Society.Something wrong here.