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EastisECML

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I'd like to nominate every advert which tries to make something into an epic life struggle which people have to bravely overcome in an act of defiance against a cruel, judgemental society. These adverts should tie in to X-Factor.
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how much Macdonalds spends on adverts both on TV, online and on billboards etc. There everywhere. Most towns and cities are littered with far too many of them. It has too much of a hold in many areas. Totally overrated company!!
 

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It never ceases to amaze me how much Macdonalds spends on adverts both on TV, online and on billboards etc. There everywhere. Most towns and cities are littered with their discarded packaging material far too many of them. It has too much of a hold in many areas. Totally overrated company!!

Fixed that for you! :rolleyes:

Who or what is Dolmio ?

Brand name of a range of pasta sauces. Owned by Mars, Incorporated.
 

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It never ceases to amaze me how much Macdonalds spends on adverts both on TV, online and on billboards etc. There everywhere. Most towns and cities are littered with far too many of them. It has too much of a hold in many areas. Totally overrated company!!
Most towns and cities are littered with their discarded packaging material far too many of them. It has too much of a hold in many areas.

Fixed that for you! :rolleyes:
Not just towns and cities. I live alongside a so called 'green corridor' between two towns. The road linking them has a sharp bend. It is rumoured that the local foxes wait there of an evening for passengers to discard their half eaten Macwhatever as their car slows down, the remnants alongside an array of paper cups, used serviettes and other detritus are there next day. Yes they clear up round their store each day but since it is a drive-through, there is not a fat lot to do.
I wonder just how many Dolmio TV adverts are broadcast every day over the different channels carrying their advert?
Is it still the puppet family with the pseudo-Italian accent? They were awful; I'm only half listening to adverts, if I'm struggling to translate into English I give up.
(Out of touch with TV ads, don't watch much TV. On You Tube, Smile Direct Club and anything promoting Greg Secker's latest schemes really annoy me.)
 

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Is it still the puppet family with the pseudo-Italian accent? They were awful; I'm only half listening to adverts, if I'm struggling to translate into English I give up.
It certainly was, but believe the Dolmio puppet ads have now been quietly dropped. Changing tastes and all that.
 

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Perhaps I was only half awake, but I am sure that a Dettol TV advert was saying something like they were showing graphic images of germs that the viewer could not see. Why show supposed images that cannot be seen?
Old people like me and you will remember the comedian Stanley Baxter. He did a spoof advert saying ‘Dettox kills 99% of all known germs!’ Stanley appeared dressed as a germ (though it looked like a spider) and said, in his beautiful Scottish accent, ‘As a germ, I am not well-known.’
 
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Every time that funeral plan one where the bloke is in his garden and his neighbour has just come back from a funeral is on, it annoys me when he says (about funeral plans) "I've got a couple of those". How many funerals does one person need?
 

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Last month, we were told the meerkat adverts would be pulled for association because of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Why, then, am I seeing the annoying things more frequently than previously?!
 

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Last month, we were told the meerkat adverts would be pulled for association because of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Why, then, am I seeing the annoying things more frequently than previously?!
Understood that they were only being pulled from being aired immediately before, during, or after, news programmes.
 

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Last month, we were told the meerkat adverts would be pulled for association because of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Why, then, am I seeing the annoying things more frequently than previously?!
Really, meerkats should have a South African accent, but I suppose in world terms it’s like having a Brummie accent in the UK. (Runs for cover!)
 

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Every time that funeral plan one where the bloke is in his garden and his neighbour has just come back from a funeral is on, it annoys me when he says (about funeral plans) "I've got a couple of those". How many funerals does one person need?
I may be wrong, but think it’s because whatever the initial cover is that you bought with your fixed payments into that type of plan, it isn’t indexed. So as the price of funerals goes up you have to buy another separate plan for the expected difference. I suspect they’ve had to slip the possibility of needing multiple plans into their advertising to avoid people complaining later?

I see Martin Lewis has a review of them - it explains all the pitfalls:
 

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I may be wrong, but think it’s because whatever the initial cover is that you bought with your fixed payments into that type of plan, it isn’t indexed. So as the price of funerals goes up you have to buy another separate plan for the expected difference. I suspect they’ve had to slip the possibility of needing multiple plans into their advertising to avoid people complaining later?

I see Martin Lewis has a review of them - it explains all the pitfalls:
But Martin Lewis doesn't factor in the giftcard and the pen!!

I notice they now often claim that it helps towards funeral costs. All of these adverts annoy me because I have long had a spreadsheet outlining the window when, for me, it is profitable compared to a regular savings account and it is increasingly small (and that was before inflation rates went through the roof and interest rates started to pick up). One of the companies sends me an invitation at least twice a year; I sent them my findings; I still get the letters. My funeral has also been paid for, nothing fancy, I won't be there to see it - I've told them that, no difference. There is a very good reason why so many organisations offer it, its a rip off!
 

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But Martin Lewis doesn't factor in the giftcard and the pen!!

I notice they now often claim that it helps towards funeral costs. All of these adverts annoy me because I have long had a spreadsheet outlining the window when, for me, it is profitable compared to a regular savings account and it is increasingly small (and that was before inflation rates went through the roof and interest rates started to pick up). One of the companies sends me an invitation at least twice a year; I sent them my findings; I still get the letters. My funeral has also been paid for, nothing fancy, I won't be there to see it - I've told them that, no difference. There is a very good reason why so many organisations offer it, its a rip off!
I did have the Co-op Gold Funeral Plan as my funeral plan and there was a footnote that if my spouse should predecease me, the plan would immediately transfer to her. Sad to relate, Patricia did pass away early last November and everything went to plan in that respect. I have now taken out another Co-op Gold Funeral Plan for myself which will cover my eventual demise. The plan cost is over £4,000, but covers all major requirements involved and a hearse and two limousines.
 

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I did have the Co-op Gold Funeral Plan as my funeral plan and there was a footnote that if my spouse should predecease me, the plan would immediately transfer to her. Sad to relate, Patricia did pass away early last November and everything went to plan in that respect. I have now taken out another Co-op Gold Funeral Plan for myself which will cover my eventual demise. The plan cost is over £4,000, but covers all major requirements involved and a hearse and two limousines.
I think this is different. Firstly you paid once, so you know exactly much it costs; these 'Over 50s' plans you pay and pay until you die (or reach some very old age, in a few cases). Secondly, as you have rightly said, they cover the major costs and you were able to stipulate the transport, almost certainly the type of funeral, probably the coffin type, and several other things; 'Over 50's' plan - the beneficiary gets the money, will it cover the cost of the funeral, with the extras - maybe, maybe not. The average cost of a funeral in the UK last year was apparently £4,056; according to the Office for National Statistics, I can expect to live to my mid 80s, I have no idea what a funeral will cost then but it will be more than £4,056. The insurance company will give you the amount of money you insured for, so if there is a shortfall, relatives will still have to find the money.
 

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It never ceases to amaze me how much Macdonalds spends on adverts both on TV, online and on billboards etc. There everywhere. Most towns and cities are littered with far too many of them. It has too much of a hold in many areas. Totally overrated company!!
Can someone please tell them what a Restaurant actually is.
 

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Can someone please tell them what a Restaurant actually is.
Dictionary definition is... "a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises" but it certainly isn't my idea of what a proper restaurant should be!
 

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I may be wrong, but think it’s because whatever the initial cover is that you bought with your fixed payments into that type of plan, it isn’t indexed. So as the price of funerals goes up you have to buy another separate plan for the expected difference. I suspect they’ve had to slip the possibility of needing multiple plans into their advertising to avoid people complaining later?

I see Martin Lewis has a review of them - it explains all the pitfalls:

Over 50s life insurance is one of the biggest con tricks there is.

The premiums are payable for life, so depending on how long you live you may end up paying in more than you (or rather your relatives) get when you die.

And if you stop paying, the policy is cancelled and you get nothing back.

The cover amount is fixed, and inflation will, over time, reduce the value of the cash sum.

If you want to pay for funeral expenses, it is better to pay the cost of the funeral you want to a well known firm, such as Co-op funeral care.

They keep the money, and benefit from the interest, until you die. You on the other hand don't have to worry about whether the cost of your chosen funeral will increase in the intervening period.
 

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I've got more than enough in one of my instant access savings accounts. I believe the funeral can be paid for even while the deceased's bank account is frozen.

Those ads, plus equity release ones, should be banned.
 

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I've got more than enough in one of my instant access savings accounts. I believe the funeral can be paid for even while the deceased's bank account is frozen.

Those ads, plus equity release ones, should be banned.
It was certainly the case when my dad passed away. His bank asked to see the death certificate and the bill from the funeral director and they issued a bankers' draught right away.

I am surprised that these over 50s policies are actually permitted, but there are a few companies that advertising them; Sun Life and Royal London are the two main ones I've seen adverts for, but I'm fairly sure I've seen the Post Office offering something similar.
 

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It was certainly the case when my dad passed away. His bank asked to see the death certificate and the bill from the funeral director and they issued a bankers' draught right away.

I am surprised that these over 50s policies are actually permitted, but there are a few companies that advertising them; Sun Life and Royal London are the two main ones I've seen adverts for, but I'm fairly sure I've seen the Post Office offering something similar.
There is one company that used to advertise a lot, British Seniors, which had really annoying adverts - there was one in a garden centre, another in a pub. I'm sure it ended with someone saying 'I'll give them a call today". I'm sure I've seen Legal and General as well. I think you are right about the Post Office, I'm sure I've picked up a leaflet while waiting in a queue.
 

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Dictionary definition is... "a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises" but it certainly isn't my idea of what a proper restaurant should be!

You are directed to a table, a waiter takes your order, and you only pay after the meal. Try that approach in a MacDonalds 'Restaurant'...
 

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The Petronas adverts. Or should that be either Petdrone-as or Petronazzzzzzzz.
 

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Over 50s life insurance is one of the biggest con tricks there is.

The premiums are payable for life, so depending on how long you live you may end up paying in more than you (or rather your relatives) get when you die.

And if you stop paying, the policy is cancelled and you get nothing back.

The cover amount is fixed, and inflation will, over time, reduce the value of the cash sum.

If you want to pay for funeral expenses, it is better to pay the cost of the funeral you want to a well known firm, such as Co-op funeral care.

They keep the money, and benefit from the interest, until you die. You on the other hand don't have to worry about whether the cost of your chosen funeral will increase in the intervening period.
With all insurance the odds are you will pay in more than you get out should you need it. That is how they make money, they are like casinos in that regard, the statistical odds are in their favour. If it is not a legal requirement and you have decent savings, it is more likely to be financially better for you to dispense with insurance and be willing to pay for any hit you take.
 

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The Petronas adverts. Or should that be either Petdrone-as or Petronazzzzzzzz.
Not seen these. What's being advertised, exactly? Thought Petronas were some Malaysian oils and lubricants company sponsoring the Mercedes team in Formula One and who also have a great big twin skyscraper in the company's name in downtown Kuala Lumpur.
 

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Dictionary definition is... "a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises" but it certainly isn't my idea of what a proper restaurant should be!
Surely a restaurant has table service with staff serving you proper food at your table, and not the scrum they call a queue at mc,d
 

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With all insurance the odds are you will pay in more than you get out should you need it. That is how they make money, they are like casinos in that regard, the statistical odds are in their favour. If it is not a legal requirement and you have decent savings, it is more likely to be financially better for you to dispense with insurance and be willing to pay for any hit you take.
They prey on the guilty feelings of elderly people who don’t want to leave a problem for their offspring. It’s one of those situations where a frank conversation needs to be had.
 

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They prey on the guilty feelings of elderly people who don’t want to leave a problem for their offspring. It’s one of those situations where a frank conversation needs to be had.
Absolutely. Not only that that, it may still leave a problem. My mother had a policy that paid out on death (not exactly the same as this, she only had to pay until she was a certain age - 85. 90, whatever), once we had worked out who it had been sold on to and claimed, it wouldn't pay for the simplest funeral but she thought it would be fine. Fortunately I had the money to make the difference for a standard funeral, nothing flash. They do now say 'pay towards funeral expenses', which is an improvement.

The other difference is that, unlike home, car, health and pet insurance, you are tied in for life or lose the amount you have already paid. No shopping around for a better deal having found out there are better policies about but you been lulled into it with a gift card you don't fully use.

I'm please to say that I am not the only member of my family who has bought our funerals; its the funeral I want, nothing fancy. None of that how many cars do we need, what sort of casket, do we want a wreath, what type - the answer is he planned it, it was what he wanted - that's the message to funeral directors as well. Music, script, everything. All the family and friends need to do is turn up (or not, I won't be counting). End of story.
 

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