(Light-hearted). Things you might expect to see at railway locations but don't

[GatwickDepress]

No pork products claiming benefits at Doleham either.

 

[johntea]

Please tell me there is a proposal for a new station in Kent called No Deal so I can decide if I want to travel to Deal or No Deal

 

[satisnek]

But with the predicted cost of living crisis we may well see a lot of hungry people at Nuneaton.

 

[mikeg]

No room full of financial institutions at Bank Hall.

Not are you likely to lose your way at Maze Hill

No lane, nor traveling types at Gypsy Lane

No cliff circled by birds at Eaglescliffe

 

[61653 HTAFC]

No philosophers at Milngavie.

 

[WizCastro197]

Neither an Elephant nor a Castle

And my head didn't get stuck in the ground in Ed-in-burrow (sorry)

There is an Elephant but it is light hearted so I won't go too far into it

This is a bit of a bad one,

No Goats in gates and Ramsgate?

I think the stairs are quite thin in Broadstairs

 

[Goldfish62]

I have never ever seen any herons at Martins Heron. Nor for that matter any triangles at Winnersh Triangle. Plenty of rich people at Richmond though.

 

[43096]

I have never ever seen any herons at Martins Heron.

I have!

I have seen a heron close to Martins Heron. Don't believe the heron belongs to Martin, though.

 

[Western 52]

No ox crossing the river in Oxford

 

[CeeJ]

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran went to Waterloo, not many people enjoying buckets of vindaloo (or trains to Paris, for that matter).

 

[supervalkoinen]

Never heard an owl during many long waits at Hooton (though I have at Spital).

 

[Alanko]

No philosophers at Milngavie.

A guy who mulls things over?

 

[xotGD]

No citrus fruit at Lime Street

No places of worship or honey-based drinks at Temple Meads

No scarlet automobiles at Redcar

No church services being held at Georgemas Junction

No headwear in a paddock at Hatfield

No comedy characters from "Harry Hill's Fruit Corner" or "The Harry Hill Show" at Finsbury Park

 

[Jurg]

This is what a park in Bermuda looks like...


This is what Bermuda Park looks like. Sadly no azure sea or palm trees, but there's a disused canal and some lovely palisade fencing:

 

[FtoE]

Goodness knows what you’ll see because anything goes at 0-ban….

 

[davidknibb]

No body knew about the graveyard in Bury but there was

plenty of stale meat in Oldham though.

The quick ringers in Belfast were very appealing

People talking on the slopes of Chathill.

 

[London Trains]

There's no Loughborough at Loughborough Junction.

Similarly Denmark is nowhere to be found anywhere near Denmark Hill!

There's no Royal Parks at Park Royal, no long lines of clothes hangers at Hanger Lane, no chilli sauce at Perivale and most likely no Green Ford's at Greenford (since its car park is tiny).

 

[davidknibb]

and lots of old boat wrecks in Hull

 

[WizCastro197]

There's no Loughborough at Loughborough Junction.

Similarly Denmark is nowhere to be found anywhere near Denmark Hill!

There's no Royal Parks at Park Royal, no long lines of clothes hangers at Hanger Lane, no chilli sauce at Perivale and most likely no Green Ford's at Greenford (since its car park is tiny).

Basing of this Logic,

There isn't any Leicester at Leicester Square?

 

[Bletchleyite]

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran went to Waterloo, not many people enjoying buckets of vindaloo (or trains to Paris, for that matter).

I wonder is there a curry house near Waterloo (Merseyside)?

Basing of this Logic,

There isn't any Leicester at Leicester Square?

Best not go looking for the castle at Leeds!

 

[PTR 444]

Basing of this Logic,
There isn't any Leicester at Leicester Square?

And…

• No Liverpool at Liverpool Street
• No Oxford at Oxford Circus
• No Portsmouth at Portsmouth Arms
• No Shakespeare at Stratford (International)
• No Beatles zebra crossing at Abbey Road
• No picturesque Cotswold buildings at Stow
• No roller coasters at Alton

 

[WizCastro197]

Do people gets lots of stains at Staines?

 

[CeeJ]

• No Shakespeare at Stratford (International)

No International at Stratford International either!

 

[PTR 444]

Do many people get a ticket to Ryde at Ryde?
(Or do they walk?!)

No International at Stratford International either!

Or Ebbsfleet or Ashford too

 

[davidknibb]

There used to be an extra one in Bacup when it was open

And these used to be motor cyclists at Byker

And has anyone seen the very old criminal long ago at Crook?

And they even used to do a lot of harvesting at Grain

And I never could find the old screwed up tree at Knotty Ash

 

[Signalmans Eye]

Eccles no Eccles cakes

 

[DelW]

I have!

Err, point of order, post #39:

Birdwatchers probably won't find either species at Martins Heron.

 

[mikeg]

Do people gets lots of stains at Staines?

They do if you Egham.

I'll get my coat.

 

[krus_aragon]

Do people gets lots of stains at Staines?

They do if you Egham.

I'll get my coat.

...laundered?

 

[Man_with_beard]

How many dead people are buried in Gravesend?
Are the hills in Tile Hill made of tiles?
Are the fields of Flowery Field full of flowers?
Is Mouldsworth a mouldy station?
Any cheddar cheese at Cheddington?
Is Bushey bushey?