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To be clear, that’s the Lincoln Imp football team mascot who happens to be beside an LNER train!I just googled "LNER mascot" and it came up with this terrifying creature.
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To be clear, that’s the Lincoln Imp football team mascot who happens to be beside an LNER train!I just googled "LNER mascot" and it came up with this terrifying creature.
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That is the mascot of Lincoln City FCI just googled "LNER mascot" and it came up with this terrifying creature.
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Given LNER's recent reliability issues, maybe a cuddly animal called Wires-Down The Walrus might have been more appropriate?
That's quite scary!Hmm. The 'Devil from Hobbs End'.
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Images: (L) East Midlands Railway mascot 'Miles'. (R) Screenshot of the Devil, as depicted in the film 'Quatermass and The Pit.
Ah, I'd forgotten about Poacher the Imp.I just googled "LNER mascot" and it came up with this terrifying creature.
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Given LNER's recent reliability issues, maybe a cuddly animal called Wires-Down The Walrus might have been more appropriate?
I wonder what happened to the duck that, controversially, was going to form part of the Sir Nigel Gresley statue but was withdrawn following letters in The Times. If LNER wanted to change the mascot, maybe the sculptor would do a good deal. Maybe Eleanor could gain a duck sidekick to travel with (do LNER sell duck tickets?).
It looks like Sharon Osbourne pre-cosmetic surgery.![]()
Here's the puppet. Looks alright, the ad is a green-screened puppet to some footage of people in a carriage along to the music. Shouldn't have cost the moon to produce and should help bring some income to LNER.
So do I - brave, in this day and age!I particularly like the way you've managed to squeeze in a random moan about gender identity![]()
Bravo, in a thread of largely grumpy responses, yours is the winner, I particularly like the way you've managed to squeeze in a random moan about gender identity![]()
Ironically the kids love it, they've just produced a Christmas book and all sorts. I got my niece (age 5) a cuddly Miles from work and she won't put the thing down when she's out travelling around, he has to come with in his little bag.
Which is proof to those naysayers in the thread that a) it has a place and b) EMR can even make some money out of it with the merchandise!
It appeared on the menu in Virgin Trains buffets, listed as 'Virgin Coke'.snip
Virgin tried a heavily promoted cola product.
Which they give back to the customer via bank cashback offers. I've never bought a ticket from LNER without at least 5% (sometimes 8% or 10%) cashback.How on earth can they afford to do this out of 5% commission for selling tickets?
Indeed. I was just thinking that they've missed a trick by not having Marvin the Mallard as their mascot.
"Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't..."In a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy way of thinking?
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very delayed..."
Arguably exactly the type of scenarios that the marketeers would cite as justification for invoking their dark arts!Back in the real world, passengers are dealing with an impending 5% increase in fares, continued ASLEF strike disruption & the DfT had to issue LNER with a breach notice (to be fair, for factors mostly outside of the TOC's direct influence) for breaching the permitted benchmark of service cancellations.
In a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy way of thinking?
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very delayed..."
"Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't..."
Would love to hazard a bet it is exactly the same advertising agency pumped both of these outGoodness, it's bad.
Did someone order a 8 year old Travelodgical advert from Temu?
NopeWould love to hazard a bet it is exactly the same advertising agency pumped both of these out
I'd want my money back in that case.Nope
CHI&Partners (now The & Partnership) for Travelodge, Saatchi did LNER.
When has any TOC "got their product right"? Even with their satisfaction rates I personally hate using C2C. Their interiors are garish early 2000s colour vomit and aren't really the most pleasant of PXes.Point is you get the product right first before you promote it - LNER have not got their product right yet.
Yebbut surely the current MD (David Horne) and some others in the team were running the show when it was Virgin East Coast so it's perhaps unsurprising that there are echoes of Virgin marketing in the operation? Contrary to widespread opinion a change of ownership doesn't equal a change in management style or the disappearance of key players.Virgin are a well-known international brand and its what they’re known for. That gives them some ethos to make a bit of a scene. LNER is quite literally the government’s last minute brand for a train company, and them making out like they’re a glitzy famous brand on the same level is weird. Especially as they haven’t even tried to establish a NEW identity, even riding on Virgin’s colour scheme.
Yebbut surely the current MD (David Horne) and some others in the team were running the show when it was Virgin East Coast so it's perhaps unsurprising that there are echoes of Virgin marketing in the operation? Contrary to widespread opinion a change of ownership doesn't equal a change in management style or the inevitable disappearance of key players.
It looks like Sharon Osbourne pre-cosmetic surgery.
Noticed this advert features different seats to what we normally see on LNER trains. Sign of things to come, or editorial decision?
I've attached a few pics showing what I mean, which clearly depict a different model of seat.
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It's definitely not the same. The armrest is differently shaped, the cushion is more rounded, and the seatback has a groove.![]()
Looks the same, definitely an 800/801 with the heater location. The seats look about right though there is an odd grey lump on the back.
The CAF order wouldn't be progressed enough to have a interior mockup yet.