So here goes my first 'trip report'. It's not my first ever bus trip as I used to do a lot of them before I made buses a career and it completely sapped any interests in the things outside of working hours. Hopefully the style of delivery amuses - if you have some sort of hot drink, possibly best not to consume it whilst reading lest a cleaning up is required....
I've recently returned from a fortnight's holiday on the North Norfolk coast. One of the joys of driving schools contracts is the 13 weeks holiday you get when they are off. So I try to do something with Senior Management during those times which proves to be quite a challenge as she doesn't 'do people'. I find as I get older and grumpier neither do I!
Senior Management (SM to save us typing this out multiple times) has different interests to me. She is very into nature, and enjoys birdwatching. I would enjoy birdwatching but for a lifetime of staring at computer screens and squinting at bus graphs meaning my vision in one eye is slightly off, and the other works fine. As the doctor tells me 'meets legal requirement, what is problem'....

. This problem is fixable if I spend £4figures on the mother of all telescopes. But I don't have the £4figures.
We both like walking to places. But once I start walking I like to keep walking, rather than admiring the wildlife. I'm not a bus engaged in stop/start work.
So as SM doesn't drive to these nature reserves the taxi (me) usually drives there, tails her around, gets very bored standing around staring at blurry birds with lovely colourful markings (so I'm informed - actually I have a book on the subject and they are indeed colourful!). I often find like in a coach park I've lots of time standing around waiting or sitting in the van waiting for her return. Rather a waste of the entry fee in her esteemed opinion. I don't argue with SM, it's easier to agree with her. Good life advice I feel.
For the 2nd of April, just after Easter Sunday SM wished to visit Titchwell on the coast. This is no problem for her as she's a member of RSPB, so show the card, in you go. I've got to pay £8 to go see blurry lovely birds. So I hit on an idea. Why doesn't someone else drive us there, and then why don't I disappear off on the bus somewhere else and have a few trips around and we just meet back up in Kings Lynn at the end of the day? Then I won't meet fellow stupid motorists on a road they cannot drive properly and I'll actually see a lot more of the countryside rather than needing to monitor stupid motorists driving towards/at me.
SM to my surprise agreed this was a good idea. So I take my (t)rusty van into Kings Lynn from the campsite and pay for all day parking. £3.40 later we're in the bus station.
Kings Lynn is a lovely place, and the main provider of buses is a company called Coastal Red Ltd trading as Lynx. It was founded in 2014 and started operating in 2015 on a single route to Hunstanton using Optare Tempos (a type which they have specialist knowledge of) and took full advantage of Stagecoach's inability to understand that you cannot operate Norfolk Green from Cambridge as effectively as it was ran from Kings Lynn. You also can't continue finding life expired buses to dump there and expect it to just get on when the previous owners bought new buses regularly.... There is also an expanded Community Transport operator providing town services which the former owner of Norfolk Green helps with/devotes time to. Stagecoach works in on the 505 and First come in half hourly with the Excel route from Peterborough to Norwich using a batch of unique diesel powered Scania/ADL Enviro 400 cities which are 5 years old this autumn.
First used to do a lot more locally. We should leave that there otherwise this will get too long.
Whilst my career has featured a lot of big operations, I much prefer independent ones. They happen to be nicer to work for (generally) as well, with fewer rules (just legal ones) and pointless working practices that seem invented to drive you up the wall. I find independent firms provide a better quality of service, understand the needs of their customers and also understand this idea that when a bus wears out, you replace it with a better/new one. None of this 'new buses generate passengers or they go elsewhere'....
Sorry, we were in the bus station weren't we? As I was snapping away at all the lovely red Optare Tempo's hoping to see some of my former Yellow Bus ones in and around we waited time for our first bus. The 36 coastliner all the way to Fakenham from Kings Lynn.
And just before 0825, Fleet Number 63 from the Lynx fleet rolls into the bus bay ready for it's
0830 departure.
YX22 OLN is a Yorkshire built ADL Enviro 400 MMC delivered new in 2022 as part of Lynx's upgrading of their fleet away from the Optare Tempo. Whilst Lynx's first MMCs were Falkirk built the others have all been built at Scarborough as the company wants to support British manufacturing. As a double deck bus is a rarity in my life these days I hand over my £12 for my coastal ticket that allows all day travel on Lynx and Sanders buses and make for the top deck.
This is what greeted me. Rather nice.
So we leave Kings Lynn and head for the A149 to Hunstanton. We pass the turn for the duplicated name of 'Castle Rising Castle' and along we go. SM elected to sit downstairs so she'd be able to leave the bus when she needed to. Eventually we get to Hunstanton where the timetable allows almost 10 minutes of stand time before it hits the coast. A further few minutes is allowed at Wells-next-the-Sea. It's clear from the timetable book Lynx produces that they schedule their services properly without the need for drivers to run fast to make up time - though I'm sure the height of summer along the North Norfolk coast will produce lots of traffic to hold the service up!
As we have time at Hunstanton Bus Station I go downstairs and ask the driver if I am ok to get a photo of the bus. This is fine....
This is what I got. They've even sorted out the sun for me.
We leave Hunstanton and finally hit the coast road bang on time. And as expected we meet other road users. I learned long ago at Western Greyhound that 'meeting other road users' on the 556 to Padstow meant the same facial expressions of the car driver, something approaching abject fear upon seeing a big double decker bus looming down on them.
This is where an irritating feature of the Enviro 400 MMC comes into play. Our driver was doing well handling these oncoming road users, but the bus was overcompensating for brake application whenever he was pressing the pedal. The MMC has an electronic brake which kicks in once it's applied. This is rather uncomfortable for the passengers - who must assume the driver can't drive the bus...... when he obviously can. A shame to have such a feature on the bus when it's a very nice vehicle that's been well specced for the job it's doing. Did I say I don't like modern things?
We bid farewell to SM at Titchwell and we continue along to Wells-next-the-Sea and into Fakenham where journey 1 ends. As we come into Fakenham there's a Plymouth Citybus 64 reg Enviro 200 leaving as a 21 to
Chaddlewood Dereham. Sorry I think it's meant to be a Konectbus service - the alternate bus on the other working being a 69 registered Enviro 200 MMC in correct livery looking relatively tidy too. There's an Eastern Counties liveried Volvo B9TL/Wright Eclipse Gemini greeting me too, I took a photo but it's blurry so I can't share that here. First have a presence here with the 29 to Norwich running half hourly. Of which more anon.

Fakenham High Street.
Fakenham also has Sanders operating into the town and I got a couple of their buses. A nice 23 reg Evora and an 07 plate Volvo B7RLE with evidence of brush painting on the front panel. But very tidy looking.
I head off in search of a suitable notebook with which to record my future bus wanderings concisely. None of this modern new fangled technology here....
The next First bus to Norwich greets me. Sad to say, but I struggle with how an almost 13 year old bus can be sent out in such a poor state. B9TL Gemini's are very nice vehicles, perfect for this long route and they do not have to look 'old' and careworn. This import is also 'promoting' Services 25/26 in Norwich to the residents of Fakenham. Is it really so hard to remove branding for routes you're no longer using buses on, or are the people in the company so worn down fighting fire that it doesn't even register? I think I preferred the Eastern Counties one.

After almost an hour in Fakenham it was time to get my bus back to Kings Lynn. The 49 is a relatively fast run which follows the main road all the way in. This is what greeted me. Fleet Number 24, YJ60 KAO. An almost 14 year old Optare Tempo, new to Lancashire United and returned off lease early in 2018. It is one of the batch Lynx bought to handle their 2018 expansion when Stagecoach left Norfolk. It retains it's leather interior from 2010 which is a little worn around the edges, but compare the outside to the First decker? We meander back to Kings Lynn at a reasonable speed - the timetable doesn't require the driver to run the bus fast to keep time, yet we're still on time at our destination.
Back in Kings Lynn I had some choices to make about where I went next as it was almost 1pm. SM was due back sometime before 6 and the Lynx network ramps down after the evening peak. I'd discounted doing the 37 as I didn't think I'd have sufficient time to make the changeover in Lynn so had planned to do a round trip on the 39 but this proved incorrect. The 1pm 37 (Fleet No 23, YJ60 KAK) was loading in the Bus Station and the electric ramp on the bus was making a lot of noise as it wouldn't return to where it was meant to go. The bus wasn't going anywhere until the ramp returned. The driver wound this back in with an adjustable spanner which happened to be available in the cab.
I let the driver know that I'm going to the end of the route and coming back again. He then asks if I'm an enthusiast. I am guessing someone travelling on a bus for pleasure qualifies as one. He explains he's an enthusiast and that's why he drives buses. And he does very well at clawing back the lost time due to the ramp issue in the bus station, so much so that we're on time at Downham Market. Two passengers board there - one of whom has a dog with him.
Dogs fall into two categories. Nice or Not nice.. This one's nice and I'm not paying attention when he sorts me out a free handwash and tries to give me a kiss on the nose.... he also smells better than the owner. Good going for a dog. The owner I could smell from the front door, which must be 11m distant from my seat (on a 12m bus!) - I discover when we're empty the owner lives on a narrowboat and possibly has no onboard water. This explains a few things. They depart at Hilgay and the bus is empty to Ten Mile Bank. The last part of the run has an interesting road surface, which our 14 year old bus rattles and bangs it's way along at a slow speed. The driver reveals that the older Tempos in the fleet (54/55/07 plate) have fewer rattles than the bus we're presently on. They also have manual wheelchair ramps. One quick phone call from driver Sam at the terminus to report the ramp issue brings forth the standard bus industry instruction for a malfunctioning vehicle 'have you turned it off then on again'? This then works....!
The return run was slightly less exciting than the outward, but I did notice the vinyl covering the partition behind the driver 'Look outside, aren't you glad you're travelling by bus?' Two children in the picture gazing out from a red double decker. The fleet is peppered with lots of little messages on the engine covers, and inside the buses.
I had pencilled in a round trip to Fairstead but I had the choice of going to Wisbech or Marham at 1600ish or going to Fairstead. I'm sure Fairstead is lovely and befitting of such a nice name?

It has a 20 minute frequency until 8pm 6 days a week and a 30 minute one on Sundays and Bank Holidays.
A Sunday service on a town route..... I thought such things were uneconomic and not worth operating?! Whilst I'm waiting for the 46 I get to listen to two locals using the bus station passengers as an audience for their difference of opinion. I think this is a family orientated forum so I can't enlighten you all to the exact words, but XXXX's can sort of give you a flavour?
So my final trip of the day was a 46 to Wisbech. This has a peak extension to Emneth and Three Holes but my 1600 is the last bus back from Wisbech. Fleet No 5 (YJ55BKU) was new to the Welsh Government for Traws Cambria services and used by Arriva before sale to Marchants, from whence Lynx acquired the bus. The low fleet number and date of the V5C suggests it wasn't one of the opening members of the fleet, but one acquired early in the life of the company.
The 46 covers a lot of villages on it's 50 minute trip to Wisbech - I guess if you're in a hurry you're getting the Excel? I'm astonished by two things - firstly that an 18 year old bus doesn't look like one. There's an interesting sound coming off the rear diff,
but that's mentioned on flickr some time back and clearly doesn't handicap the bus. I'm reminded of the Traws Cambria spec interior c2005 by the next stop announcement screen still proudly sitting on the ceiling, but no longer talking in two languages.
The second cause of astonishment is the dreadful state of the roads we're travelling on. Again the timetable is scheduled that no one has to rush to get anywhere so the journey is pleasant. And as predicted the bus doesn't rattle as much as the batch of 60 plate ones! Whilst I'm enjoying the trip SM texts to tell me she will be back in Kings Lynn at 1725.
This is helpful as I'm not scheduled back until 6pm.
I ask the friendly driver if I'm ok getting a photo of the bus in Wisbech Bus Station. She does not mind at all. And that's the last photo. I'm only allowed 9? I've got at least 10 here....
We get back to Kings Lynn on time and SM's instructions are 'I'm in TK Maxx, see you there'
First question, 'Did you find any birds then? I found some buses. Would you like Pizza for your tea?' To which I got 'Yes, that's very interesting and yes I would'
My impressions of my day of bus liberation away from SM? How can Lynx do all these things that apparently can't be done in the bus industry any more? How can a fleet of 14-18 year old buses not look that age? How can you provide services for people that they can make use of, at a sensible price and how on earth do you have such friendly drivers who are clearly happy in their work?!
Well done if you've stayed the distance and got to the end.
Somewhere here is a pair of books from the early 2000s when I travelled on Leyland Lynx, and a squadron of Mercedes 709s in multiple liveries. And if I scan in the prints, there are possibly photos too. Perhaps I need to go searching for them?