You know you’re getting older when……

[philthetube]

I should add thad STD has its own seperate entrance

You are also getting even older when you question what do telephones have to do with it.

 

[Howardh]

You are also getting even older when you question what do telephones have to do with it.

I thought it was Standsted....

 

[Killingworth]

You are also getting even older when you question what do telephones have to do with it.

Subscriber Trunk Dialling, of course. What else?

 

[LYradial]

It can only get worse, went for a PET scan last week so I took the cat

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

When you hear a young girl aged about five mixing up TV adverts and singing the word Vodaphone to the Toblerone song....and being annoyed by it...

 

[davetheguard]

It can only get worse, went for a PET scan last week so I took the cat

Alternatively, just go for a SCAN:

Senior Citizen's Afternoon Nap.

 

[LYradial]

Alternatively, just go for a SCAN:

Senior Citizen's Afternoon Nap.

i Like that, it’s all becoming clear now, as part of the pet scan the afternoon nap is compulsory.

so I turn up for my PET scan, get radioactively infused, have my SCAN for an hour then lie on a hard bed for twenty mins while the CAT scanner scans me then I can have a cup of tea and get into my MHEV and go home.

(and no, I did not glow in the dark)

 

[OhNoAPacer]

One of the signs of having reached a certain age as a man is when visits to the GP involve the GP donning gloves to give you  that sort of examination.

 

[AM9]

One of the signs of having reached a certain age as a man is when visits to the GP involve the GP donning gloves to give you  that sort of examination.

Ah, the marigold moment!

 

[dangie]

One of the signs of having reached a certain age as a man is when visits to the GP involve the GP donning gloves to give you  that sort of examination.

Due to me reaching that age a fair while ago I’ve had the dubious pleasure of quite a few of these examinations. Two particularly stick in my mind.

The first one was by the consultant Urologist, a very friendly ex rugby playing Welshman. He had fingers like sausage rolls. After withdrawing he proceeded to tell me how heavy my prostate was. ‘How can you tell that’ I asked. He replied ‘When you’ve had your finger up as many backsides as I have, you just know..’

The second was by a very strict looking lady who reminded me of my school biology teacher back in the 1960’s. She was a spinster who had one of those evil smiles which meant you were in trouble. I think she took great pleasure in inflicting discomfort. She certainly wasn’t as quick as the consultant Urologist

 

[BingMan]

It can only get worse, went for a PET scan last week so I took the cat

Are you sure that it wasn't a CAT scan.
And I took the dog for some LAB tests.

 

[Masbroughlad]

One of your colleague's father is 12 years younger than you!

 

[AM9]

When you have more recycled blue or green pharmacy prescription paper bags than carrier and assorted plastic bags together.

edit: also applicable to those unfortunate enough to need multiple regular medications but much more common for pensioners of 'normal' health.

 

[Oxfordblues]

I'm 73 in June and to celebrate I'll be attending the Glastonbury Festival. My highlights will all be older than me: Neil Young (79), Rod Stewart (80) and The Searchers (combined age 320-plus), but I'm afraid it might be my last. There's only so much fun to be had in camping in a muddy field surrounded by ketamine-addled teenagers!

 

[Jimini]

I'm 73 in June and to celebrate I'll be attending the Glastonbury Festival. My highlights will all be older than me: Neil Young (79), Rod Stewart (80) and The Searchers (combined age 320-plus), but I'm afraid it might be my last. There's only so much fun to be had in camping in a muddy field surrounded by ketamine-addled teenagers!

That is dedication -- I doff my hat to you, sir!

 

[OhNoAPacer]

You see an item of post with a sticker saying Do Not Bend and your immediate thought is I couldn't if I wanted to.